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Funky Buddha Nib Smuggler

Funky Buddha Nib Smuggler

Rated 3.543 by BeerPals

Brewed by Funky Buddha Brewery

Boca Raton, FL, United States

Style:  Chocolate Stout

6.3% Alcohol by Volume

35 International Bittering Units

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Our search for the finest cocoa nibs brought us to the far corners of the earth. We tried them all: raw nibs from Guatemala; roasted jewels from the West Indies. But the most potent, intensely chocolatey ones we found hailed from the far-away reaches of Brazil. But there was one problem. We had to get them back. So with sacks in tow, we stole away with those precious nibs and smuggled them, along with fragrant Madagascar vanilla beans, deep into the reaches of a pitch black milk porter. And so, Nib Smuggler Chocolate Milk Porter was born.

ID: 57001 Last updated 2 years ago Added to database 9 years ago

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Statistics

Overall Rank2571
Overall Percentile95.2
Style Rank11 of 126
Style Percentile91.3
Lowest Score3.6
Highest Score4.5
Average Score3.950
Weighted Score3.543
Standard Deviation0.000

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  • CYBERCAT 11711 reviews
    rated 3.6 7 years ago

    Aroma: 8 | Appearance: 7 | Mouthfeel: 6 | Flavor: 8 | Overall: 7

    Pours coffee brown with a thin light tan head. Aroma features strong notes of cocoa and roast malt, and a hint of molasses. Flavor presents roast malt, cocoa, molasses, and a snippet of coffee. Body is firm, though fizz is fair to middlin’. Smuggle one down your pipes.

  • JABAH 1780 reviews
    rated 3.9 8 years ago

    Aroma: 8 | Appearance: 7 | Mouthfeel: 8 | Flavor: 8 | Overall: 8

    Yeah....forgot this was a porter while I was drinking it. Very heavy on the chocolate (on the bitter/dark chocolate side), super sweet, with extra lactose in there. I was thinking this was a sweet/milk stout, but a "milk porter" makes sense. Dark black appearance. Not much head and on the flatter-feel side. Has some density and filling like an IPS, but only around 6%. A single of this was enough for me, as it's quite pricey.

  • FISHINGFAST 685 reviews
    rated 3.8 8 years ago

    Aroma: 8 | Appearance: 8 | Mouthfeel: 7 | Flavor: 7 | Overall: 8

    Pours out a deep dark murky brown with a nice tan head. The aroma is all chocolate. The mouthfeel is good and thick. The taste is chocolate, malt and mild vanilla. I'm pretty surprised by this one.

  • RJA 2975 reviews
    rated 4.5 9 years ago

    Aroma: 9 | Appearance: 8 | Mouthfeel: 9 | Flavor: 10 | Overall: 9

    Wow factor. A dark brown, nearly black colored beer with a big creamy textured light tan head rising above. There's great hang time on the head. A thick ringlet is left behind. Creamy milkiness in the nose. Chocolate nibs dance out in the tasting. Like drinking chocolate milk. Thick and creamy body. Beautiful brew.

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