Country Club Malt Liquor

Aroma: 9 | Appearance: 9 | Mouthfeel: 9 | Flavor: 9 | Overall: 9

This is the best beer that I've ever had. No sh*t. After one sip, I went back and bought out the entire store. Oh, it doesn't taste that good. In fact, it tastes downright horrible. Why do I give it all 9's you ask? It's because I found a free condom in the bottom of each beer. I mean, how can you beat that? And, hopefully, it's not used (fingers crossed). Don't tell anyone. It's our little secret.

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

It's been quite some time since I've had one of these, as they are no longer commercially available where I live. Best when ICE cold - and I mean ICE cold. Put 'em in a cooler with a little rock salt (don't let them freeze). Sprinkle a little table salt on top of the can for a lick while drinking it. My favorites were the little 6 oz. cans - you can doggone near shoot them like tequila.

Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 2

Drink it fast. For if you don't you will be rewarded with the nastiest taste known to man. It burned my throat going down and it was skunked, which made it worse.

Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3

One heck of a nasty beer , but i loved it when it was sold here in my town. I use to get this for a buck 35 a 40oz. It taste like corn and becomes nasty after its beer out of the fridge for more then 20 mins. I'd advise you to keep this cold and drink it fast.

Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 3

This is another typical "zip code" beer brewed by SAB-M for Pabst. OK ice cold, but it will flatten out quick and become horible. Noticable adjunct taste. This is not a good brew.

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 4

One of the few brews you will find in the state regulated liquor stores in Washington. It must be this way to prevent hobos from buying large quantities of this shit.

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 2

At $1.99 for a 6-pack... you pretty much can't beat it. Drinkable with food, but I would never attempt this one by itself. There is just something about it that tastes old, in a bad way. And obviously, you can taste the corn goodness.

Aroma: 9 | Appearance: 6 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 8 | Overall: 9

The first American beer I fell in love with!! At first the feel in the mouth may be like stale soup but the taste is incredible, as is the appearance, good head and fine gold color. One of the best I have ever had!! The High Gravity version is even better!

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 4

Found this fine swiller chillin in the cooler at the local pizza joint. Shared this one with E. Well he took a few sips I had the rest. Light yellow color. The smell is pretty foul. No alcohol burn was present with this one. Smoooooth like a good corn based brew should be. Find me in da country club foooz.

Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 2

40 oz... Orange, pale gold color with a white ring around the top. Corn, metallic sweet aroma, with much of the same in the taste. After taste hung around rather long, and was somewhat unpleasant.