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Cheetah Lager

Cheetah Lager

Rated 1.867 by BeerPals
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Brewed by Cool Beer Brewing Company

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Style:  Pale Lager

4.8% Alcohol by Volume

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Extra smooth Cheetah Lager Beer is brewed to genuinely compliment all styles of Indian and other spicy cuisins. In preparing this fine Lager, we use the finest barley malt, imported hops, yeast and filtered water. This provides the smoothest taste to guarantee your true satisfaction and enjoyment.

ID: 23600 Last updated 1 month ago Added to database 18 years ago

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Overall Rank56067
Overall Percentile0.1
Style Rank1770 of 1779
Style Percentile0.5
Lowest Score1.0
Highest Score2.5
Average Score1.489
Weighted Score1.867
Standard Deviation0.459

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  • PORTERHOUSE 544 reviews
    rated 1.3 13 years ago

    Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 3

    Grrrrr! The chetah is loose! I ggonna get you sukka. Do you see spots? It ain't just my coat that's seducing you mama jamma! Drink my cold velvet down and tomorrow you'll say GRRRR! The Cheatah BIT me!

  • TREBORIUS 308 reviews
    rated 2.5 14 years ago

    Aroma: 6 | Appearance: 6 | Mouthfeel: 5 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 5

    One of our VPs brought this back from Canada a few months ago, and it wasn't all that bad. Not as grainy as a BMC macro swill, and not as light. It tasted like shit though.

  • LENUSIK 2067 reviews
    rated 1.2 16 years ago

    Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 2

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! The byline stated that this beer is brewed to pair well with Indian cuisine. It seems to me that Asians need some courses in beer pairing with food. Kingfisher failed, Yanjing failed, and now this fails. The company that brewed this..............is a 'cheat'-ah

  • POOTZ 1565 reviews
    rated 1.6 16 years ago

    Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 3

    Bottle, from Vijay’s. Pale weak heading, vanishes quickly. Verry fizzy. Little nose to speak of just a sort of stale graininess. Weak mouth feel, watery, light malt taste little or no detectable hops fast spritzy finish ..clean taste what little there is of it. I suppose the ise is to guzzel this stuff like seltzer water with hot food, but this did little to light up the beef Vidaloo I had. Just another weak pale commercial lager.

  • BEERDOG 1556 reviews
    rated 1.3 17 years ago

    Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 2

    After the forum thread re "worst Canadian beer", I was strangely eager to get into this one. Well, it is more than worthy of such notoriety. Goddamn, this is a seriously "ungood" beer. From a start of a two-fingered foamy white head over a medium gold body, it all spiralled quickly downhill. Aroma was a little hopped but mostly an odd perfumed odour. Taste was simply bloody awful and so was the aftertaste, perhaps a teaser of malt, but that is the best of it. Harsh and sour was the mouthfeel. And yes, the label is misleading, with a sort of south Asian script.

  • THAT_GUY 163 reviews
    rated 1.0 17 years ago

    Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 2

    well what can i say abotu this beer that has not been said yet... lets start from the top... think about the last time you opened a beer and went.. are you fucking kidding me... so first reaction is that of cat piss and that fact that you now have to drink this disaster... often times when I drink back wash like this I think how the hell is this a beer that is available at a LC... I'm pretty sure I could take some hops... throw them in my toilet after I take a huge hangover dump... let it settle for a week... grab a bottle... don't worry about straining the shit... and send it into a cheetah international brewery and say... hey kids.. I think I found something here.

  • ALCOHOLIC 220 reviews
    rated 1.2 17 years ago

    Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 2

    Simply an awful beer. If you could imagine someone dumping the bottoms of 12 different beers into one bottle and then topping it off with urine then you don't need to try this. I would drink Colt45 over this 7/7 days a week. Just finished one sip and I have to psyche myself up to finish the bottle.

  • MMMMBEER 1119 reviews
    rated 1.9 18 years ago

    Aroma: 6 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 5 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 3

    First of all when I bought this beer I thought I was buying some crappie Asian brew based on the lettering and cheap looking red and gold label, I was horrified to learn this beer is made in Canada. This brew does look some what decent pale gold body with a pure white bubbly head that lasted the entire beer, just your average looking lager really. HU??? What the hell is this smell, very odd and fowl it is, corn and a pretty strong hops presence, and some dusty smelling malt, this beer just screams low grade crap. Blech!!! This crap taste horrible I’m almost tempted to give it the dump into the sink, but I just can’t bring my self to do that. Corn and chemicals and some hops is what I taste, very strong harsh flavor, I think I want but this in the fruit beer category but is corn a fruit. How in the hell was this abomination made in Canada, this is pure crap. Why oh why was this ever made.

  • BEERCRONIC 895 reviews
    rated 1.4 18 years ago

    Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3

    My God! Wicked brutal stench. Straw yellow and some white head that dies much like my spirit while consuming this crap. Some floaties that I'm going to assume are ground up imitation Nikes. Putrid flatulence reminds me of chemicals, something sweet and sour, wet lawn clipping that have been sitting in a bag in the sun fermenting. Something smells 'grey'. Actually hurts the nose. Taste is almost better, but it's nasty like a Tijuana hooker. Plastic, cheap grain, alcohol, and something that reminds me of gravel. Thank God it's a bit watered down. Feels like I got poison in my mouth. Maybe even decaying bugs. Terrible somewhat sweet bitter aftertaste that lives on the top of the back of your mouth like a parasite. Ack. The aftertaste is worse than a Sunday afternoon in a Revival tent with Peter Popoff. Horrible. Simply horrible. Didn't pour it out though. I'm going to throw my glass in the toilet to clean it out.

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