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CLASH
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CLASH
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CLASH
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Would you be a dog?

Non-Beer Discussion by CLASH

Hell yah I would. As a human I do have higher cognative ability, despite what Sassy says, so people expect more of you. Dogs dont worry about paying rent, the job market, politics, etc etc. They just eat, play in the yard, get petted, breed, and sleep. That sounds good to me. I think I would give up my ability to reason and all that crap to be a dumb dog.


19 years ago
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SASSY
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SASSY
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...and this reminds me of one time when Clash and I were driving down the road and saw a dog licking himself. I asked Clash, "Wouldn't it be cool if you could do that?" To which he replied, "Yeah, but I'm afraid he'd bite me."

19 years ago
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STALEYIV
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Good question and funny for that matter. Well, I think I would because it would be much, much easier. However, we must explore some of the negative aspects. First of all, you would not but as sentient as a human being but that is not bad because you would know no other form of psyche. One deal breaker may be life span as well. Dogs live much shorter lives than humans but again, you only know your life span and no other and it is all relative anyway. So, yes I would like to led a life of a dog.[|)]

19 years ago
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MYKE
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MYKE
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<blockquote id="quote"><table width=90% cellpadding=10><tr><td bgcolor=FFFFCC><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote: Originally posted by Clash
Hell yah I would. As a human I do have higher cognative ability, despite what Sassy says, so people expect more of you. Dogs dont worry about paying rent, the job market, politics, etc etc. They just eat, play in the yard, get petted, breed, and sleep. That sounds good to me. I think I would give up my ability to reason and all that crap to be a dumb dog. </font id="quote"></td></tr></table></blockquote id="quote"> "...to be a dumb dog." i take umbrage to that. dogs are quite intelligent creatures; i'd definetly put them up there with primates and dolphins. you ever try to train a fish?

19 years ago
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JOHNC
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JOHNC
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quote: Originally posted by Clash
Hell yah I would. As a human I do have higher cognative ability, despite what Sassy says, so people expect more of you. Dogs dont worry about paying rent, the job market, politics, etc etc. They just eat, play in the yard, get petted, breed, and sleep. That sounds good to me. I think I would give up my ability to reason and all that crap to be a dumb dog.
Most dogs are fixed. Would you want that too?

19 years ago
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SASSY
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SASSY
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quote: Originally posted by JohnC
<blockquote id="quote"><table width=90% cellpadding=10><tr><td bgcolor=FFFFCC><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote: Originally posted by Clash
Hell yah I would. As a human I do have higher cognative ability, despite what Sassy says, so people expect more of you. Dogs dont worry about paying rent, the job market, politics, etc etc. They just eat, play in the yard, get petted, breed, and sleep. That sounds good to me. I think I would give up my ability to reason and all that crap to be a dumb dog. </font></td></tr></table></blockquote> Most dogs are fixed. Would you want that too?
OH, I could definitely go somewhere with that, but I'll be good...(what are friends for? [;)])

19 years ago
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OIZNOP
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OIZNOP
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quote: Originally posted by Clash
Hell yah I would. As a human I do have higher cognative ability, despite what Sassy says, so people expect more of you. Dogs dont worry about paying rent, the job market, politics, etc etc. They just eat, play in the yard, get petted, breed, and sleep. That sounds good to me. I think I would give up my ability to reason and all that crap to be a dumb dog.
Dogs don't live long...Usually 15 years max depending....Also, as was mentioned b-4, they are fixed....OUCH!...that would suck!!!!.....When that happens, they usually are pissed off a their owner for a long time before they get over it.....besides, Clash, if you were a pooch, you'd have to do it Doggie-Style all the time!...........[:D][:p]

19 years ago
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HEEMER77
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I think being a bird dog would be awesome. Living in the lap of luxury and occasionally going out to smell birds. It is amazing to watch a bird dog at work, they are bred for that and they love it. A dog on point is a beautiful site. It's cool as long as I wasn't Cott's dog! [:D]

19 years ago
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DANSTING
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My dogs are spoiled, so yeah. Plus I can hump whatever I want and people just accept it as a dog being a dog.

19 years ago
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PKSMITH
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Don't know if I'd make the consious decision to be a dog, but I've been told I WAS a dog on more than one occasion.

19 years ago
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TIMMYK77
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It would depend on whose dog I was. With the right owner, the dog's life it pretty sweet. Although, my four month old nephew's life is pretty nice. Eat, sleep, poop, and no work or bills.

19 years ago
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