Olde English 800 Malt Liquor

Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3

Pours wan clear yellow with a white head. Weak aroma is malty, that's it. Malty flavor has a hint of apple. Texture yields so-so fizz and body. OK, I've tried it. I survived.

Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 2

pours a honey colored body with carbonation rising from the bottom of the monster 40oz bottle, small white head no lacing. The aroma is of wet straw, yeast, high in the malts, a bit skunky but get a sweet aroma to counter it. The Taste is has unique characteristics that can only be achieved by the "malt liquor" process. Watered down straw like taste. The mouthfeel is high carbonation, ends dry and medium bodied. It's realy cheap and you get what you pay for.

Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 6 | Flavor: 7 | Overall: 6

I went to the hood to get one of these 8 balls. I was a little scaredto try it at first because I usually drink good beer, i.e. Paulaner, Guinness, etc. I was pleasantly surprised by this beer. Compared to other crappy beers like Miller Lite, Coors, Milwaukee's Worst, etc, this isn't half bad. I got a hobo blanket from it, and felt pretty good. I will definitely buy this beer again. Straight outta Bryan!

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 2

Pure piss water. No! No! No! This is horrible. Do not waste your time drinking this supermarket swill. It is a waste of time and money. Forget it. you will thank me!

Aroma: 6 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 2

A true horse-piss beer! This is the alcohol delivery system for the less fortunate. The fumes will overwelm you, the taste is foul. Why drink this stuff? this should be banned, as a toxic substance!

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 3

This is what got me drunk through high school. It taste salty and watery. It will give you a horrible hangover, but I still think it taste better then most American Lagers.

Aroma: 5 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 5 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 5

Good strong 40. Perfect for party's because you will be the only one with this beer looking gangsta while you are walking around. Gets the job done fast too. Great beer to play Edward 40hands with.

Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

Pour one for my Homies! The best thing about this beer, is that it will get you drunk. If you like Malt Liquor, or cheap beer, then this is right up the alley. Smells skunky, looks like pee, and oh yeah...did I mention that it gets you drunk? What could be better! But all kidding aside, it's actually not THAT bad for the price, and I find it drinkable. Must be super-cold though....unless you like forced suffering and drinking semi-warm beer. Definitely need to be feeling the vibe though and/or know what you are getting into first.

Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 2

sorry...not feeling ghetto here. haven't drank this swill in a long while, but i remember it's a prime example of the unsettled debate...is it better to drink a crappy watery beer, or a crappy stronger beer. no escaping the "flavor" here, and that's not a good thing. this stuff is foul.

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

When you're on a budget or just feeling ghetto, this is the stuff to be had. The smell, taste, appearance are all pretty "strong". Like ethanol and piss mixed together. But what do you expect from a malt-liquor? If you're drinking this stuff you're most likely a gangster, or just don't have any money. Between bills and all the rigors of life, this stuff seems to make you forget about all your worries (gets you drunk quick). So the haters should stick to their Heineken or Bud Select, this stuff is for the gangsters that just don't give a f**k..