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Sweetwater Dank Tank The Price Is Wrong

Sweetwater Dank Tank The Price Is Wrong

Rated 3.225 by BeerPals
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Brewed by Sweetwater Brewing Company

Atlanta, GA, United States

Style:  Belgian Strong Ale

9% Alcohol by Volume

79 International Bittering Units

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Workin’ as a caddy at Bushwood, El Danko was stoked to find out he would be shouldering Boob Barker’s bag. Figuring Boob was a swell guy who liked to have fun, El Danko slipped an exploding golf ball onto the first tee. Boob was so enraged after the ball blew, he threw a haymaker at El Danko and broke his high heel. Fearing a big lawsuit and being hammered in the tabloids, Boob offered him a rigged spot on the Price is Wrong to keep him quiet. Sure enough, down in Studio City 42 days later, Rod Roddy bellowed out to El Danko “C’mon down!” He was ecstatic as they wheeled out some fancy leather chaps and some extra crisping hair mousse, which he just purchased last week. Bidding $420 on the lot, El Danko nailed it! With a kiss from Barker ’s Beauties as the bonus, he strutted on stage and with a wink he gave a slap on the ass to Boob Barker himself. On to the big prize, El Danko was confronted with the infamous Cliff Hanger climb! Just as the yodeler was about to cliff dive off the ledge, he came to a screeching halt. The Dankster had pulled it off, winning the prize behind Door #2: Pimpin’ high heels and some private time behind Curtain #3 with Ester-y, the Belgian Barker Beauty, who 9 months later delivered the biggest surprise of all! Blam!!! El Danko is a dad living in Belgium. Jobless, he got a gig at Ester-y’s family brewery to pay for his Price is Wrong love child, Bar nold Schwarzenkegger. The Boob Barker Belgian Behemoth Boogieboy. Benjoy!

ID: 54309 Last updated 1 month ago Added to database 11 years ago

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Overall Rank18208
Overall Percentile67.5
Style Rank636 of 1241
Style Percentile48.8
Lowest Score3.9
Highest Score3.9
Average Score3.900
Weighted Score3.225
Standard Deviation0.000

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  • CYBERCAT 13264 reviews
    rated 3.9 11 years ago

    Aroma: 7 | Appearance: 8 | Mouthfeel: 7 | Flavor: 9 | Overall: 8

    Pours a clear amber with a fluffy and rather persistent ivory head. Malty aroma has a strong, resiny, hoppy overtone and woody, floral and fruity notes. Distinctive flavor wakes up the palate with yeasty, malty, floral and hoppy notes and - whoa, quite an alcohol bite, even for 9%! Smooth texture is not too fizzy, but still is lively going down and leaves a floral, hoppy finish. The price may be wrong, but the taste is right.

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