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Clown Shoes Third Party Candidate

Clown Shoes Third Party Candidate

Rated 3.100 by BeerPals
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Brewed by Clown Shoes Beer

Boston, MA, United States

Style:  Imperial Pilsener

7% Alcohol by Volume

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With the slogan “Keep America Clean: Vote Filthy”, Clown Shoes has launched a campaign to get Phil into the White House, even if only to use the bathroom there. Phil owns a higher IQ than John Travolta in Phenomenon, has perfected more dance moves than Beyoncé, breaks more concrete slabs with his forehead than Chuck Norris in his prime, surfs ninety foot waves on a longboard, and he can sing with greater sweetness than angelic choir boys pouring their hearts out as they render Ave Maria.

ID: 67576 Last updated 3 years ago Added to database 5 years ago

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Statistics

Overall Rank31880
Overall Percentile37
Style Rank69 of 99
Style Percentile30.3
Lowest Score3.4
Highest Score3.4
Average Score3.400
Weighted Score3.100
Standard Deviation0.000

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  • CYBERCAT 11559 reviews
    rated 3.4 5 years ago

    Aroma: 7 | Appearance: 6 | Mouthfeel: 7 | Flavor: 7 | Overall: 7

    Pours clear, bubbly golden with a thick and rather persistent porcelain head. Aroma offers weak but tempting fruity, malty and yeasty tones. Flavor delivers yeasty, resiny hop, and crisp fruity tones riding fresh malt for a tasty and slightly bitter pils, rather different from others I have tried in this category. Mouthfeel features decent body, good fizz, and a hoppy and malty finish. A third party candidate? We sure could use some good ones now!

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