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FARGINGBASTIGE6
27279
I know what DWTS is, but had no idea about any of it until I saw it on the news this morning --yawn--...
MATTFUNGUS
5888
so that you can speak to your wives/girlfriends here's what you need to know: Donald Driver is a superbowl receiver from the packers who is, as my wife says, "ultra cute". He came from a very impoverished childhood. at one point he was living in a u-haul with his grandmother and selling drugs on the street as a kid. He was consistently given low scores by Len (the simon of DWTS). It seemed that Katherine was the winner as she was flawless techinically in her performances. Donald finally got perfect 10s at the right moment by figuring out that the other two competitors would do what they were good at and what was predictable. Being black was he was expected to do hip hop. But he is from Texas and decided to do something really unexpected and do country for the free style and blew everyone away. His final dance was flawless and because all dancers scored perfect in the final round, it basically came down to the fan vote and Packer fans are nuts (from here in Green Bay it was impossible to get through and same with up in the northernmost part of the state). Here's the icing on the cake line if you're trying to seal the deal with your wife/gf At the end when it was announced, Peta signaled for the driver family to come out on the stage. Donald's wife, Betina immediately hugged Peta (not her husband) like they were the best of friends, thanking her for bringing donald to this level. This was especially amazing considering how many hot sexy numbers Peta and Donald did, and considering that most of the season Peta wore almost nothing. And considering that last sentence I am amazed that most men did not at least momentarily tune in. [img]http://www.assignmentx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/DWTS-S14-Wk1-DONALD-DRIVER-PETA-MURGATROYD-.jpg[/img] Hopefully this information will get one of you a date or at least keep you out of the doghouse with your wives.
MATTFUNGUS
5888
so you can put this on ur desktop. [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hRUbaJN-juo/T70smTudYpI/AAAAAAAAETc/KwngFXcQ9ng/s1600/donald-driver-dancing-272616ac9d975600.jpg[/img]
PHISHPOND417
59322
I was unaware that some giant asshole beer drinking men felt the need to make other beer drinking men feel inferior to their giant asshole-ness.
quote: quote: Originally posted by lenusik
I was unaware that beer drinking men watched dwts (or that sane people felt the need to turn everything into an acronym)
MATTFUNGUS
5888
speaking of donald driver, read this. [url]http://espn.go.com/blog/playbook/fandom/post/_/id/3702/catastrophe-avoided-in-driver-shoe-incident[/url]