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General Beer Discussion by BROTHERBRANDO
What happened to the beer jokes? I gotta few from the mind of yours truely. I post them here instead... What kind of beer do giraffe's drink? Heinekin (high - neckin') What kind of beer do vampire's drink? bloodwieser ba-boom - crash! ok non beer jokster.. Did you hear the one about the first south american female ranked in the military? Her name was Sargent Tina... wha wah wahhh... one mo'! How do you end the world with one kiss? With apacolypse. (apaco-lips)[:o)]
15 years ago
BROTHERBRANDO
3534
Q: what did scooby-doo say when he toured the brewery? A: it's BREWERYFUL!!
BROTHERBRANDO
3534
to some the beer is only half full, to others the beer is half empty.. but to the engineer its the wrong size glass
EAGLEFAN538
69485
Not to interrupt your fun or anything, but.... http://beerpal.com/Beer-Joke-Directory.htm (It's under the beer brain...)
SLOWRUNNER77
84439
why you gotta kill a brothaz dreams??! [;)]
quote: Originally posted by eaglefan538
Not to interrupt your fun or anything, but.... http://beerpal.com/Beer-Joke-Directory.htm (It's under the beer brain...)
STOUTLOVER72
46900
He's lucky that's all he did. You know how Eagles fan's are....
quote: Originally posted by slowrunner77
why you gotta kill a brothaz dreams??! [;)]
quote: quote: Originally posted by eaglefan538
Not to interrupt your fun or anything, but.... http://beerpal.com/Beer-Joke-Directory.htm (It's under the beer brain...)
SLOWRUNNER77
84439
[:D]
quote: Originally posted by Stoutlover72 He's lucky that's all he did. You know how Eagles fan's are....
quote: quote: Originally posted by slowrunner77
why you gotta kill a brothaz dreams??! [;)]
quote: quote: quote: Originally posted by eaglefan538
Not to interrupt your fun or anything, but.... http://beerpal.com/Beer-Joke-Directory.htm (It's under the beer brain...)
EAGLEFAN538
69485
Hey, man, we normally are the ones getting our dreams killed. And FWIW, I was just trying to answer his first question without interrupting the rest of his string.... That's where the so-called "jokes" are....
quote: He's lucky that's all he did. You know how Eagles fan's are....
STOUTLOVER72
46900
I know you were. Just trying to feed the stereotype about Eagles fans that, much like Raiders fans, are a bunch of thugs.
quote: Originally posted by eaglefan538 Hey, man, we normally are the ones getting our dreams killed. And FWIW, I was just trying to answer his first question without interrupting the rest of his string.... That's where the so-called "jokes" are....
quote: quote: He's lucky that's all he did. You know how Eagles fan's are....
STOUTLOVER72
46900
Agreed, but perhaps you weren't in the correct altered state of mind? You know, like watching Loaded Weapon II and it's utter nonsense, unless you're completely hammered, then you piss yourself with laughter. Kinda like that. A little. Very little.
quote: Originally posted by lenusik
None of those jokes were funny