Battle of the Mascots!

Non-Beer Discussion by DREWSESLU

I declare this site needs more pointless arguing! So I'm sick, can't sleep, fueled by a barleywine and bored as hell...but here's the premise: Whose mascot would win out in a drunken brawl fighting of the love St. Pauli's Girl? The rules: Pick a fairly well known 'mascot' for a craft brewery (he's gotta be popular enough to get the girl), which represents a significant portion of the brewer's lineup (on more than a label or two) from the list or any that I miss who you think would win. (Was that sentence too long?) And back up your choice, you yellowbellied SOB! The Challengers: Stone's Gargoyle Dogfish Head's Shark Alesmith's Anvil Guinness' Talking Heads Sweetwater's Trout Boulevard's Bully! Porter Rogue's Rogue (aka That Moustache Guy) (Alive or Dead counts) Anchor's (err..) Anchor Sam Adams' (uhh..) Sam Adams Paulaner's Monk Goose Island's Goose (they poop 2lbs per day!) Flying Dog's Flying Dog (...sigh...) Capital Brewery's Capital Building (come on people...) Harpoon's Harpoon (You get the idea) Let the battle Begin!

19 years ago

# 1

BRETT
25065

3Floyd's Dark Lord dude looks pretty tough. I'm not certain that St. Pauli Girl would give it up for him, though. http://www.beerpal.com/Three-Floyds-Dark-Lord-Imperial-Stout-Beer/9332/

19 years ago

# 2

DANSTING
17282

I was thinking Three Floyd's Alpha King. I figured since he's a king, he could probably pull pretty well.

19 years ago

# 3

STALEYIV
23573

I would say Weyerbacher's Three Merry Monks because it would be three on one against most of the other mascots; strength in numbers I declare no matter if the monks are merry! I think Weyerbacher's Blithering Idiot would be too stupid and comical, LOL. This may turn out to be a fun thread. [:)]

19 years ago

# 4

STALEYIV
23573

Or maybe Cave Creek's monster chili mascot. That guy kicks lime ass all the time, hell, he kicked my ass this past weekend when I tried Cave Creek Chili Beer; he even made me reconsider why I drink beer for a split second but then the thought was gone. [8D]

19 years ago

# 5

MTNOLE
4118

How about SN Bigfoot barleywine style ale dude. And you know what they say about big feet...............big shoes!

19 years ago

# 6

CHANGEUP45
22525

Sam Adams of course. He's a cool New Englander that can have his choice of woman.

19 years ago

# 7

DANSTING
17282

I think the runner-up should get the Middle Ages Wailing Wench and third place get the Leinenkugel Indian woman.

19 years ago

# 8

LANG
4713

"Instead of a family quarrel, we'll have a barroom brawl, And when the Hamm's Bear says it's closin' time, You won't have far to crawl..."

19 years ago

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