Uncle Buck’s Captain’s Choice IPA

Aroma: 8 | Appearance: 6 | Mouthfeel: 7 | Flavor: 7 | Overall: 5

Thought i'd save the best for last (i guessed).. draft @ uncle bucks, dallas .. . good cloudy yellow .. medium head .. . light sticky lacing .. . nice solid bitterness, but if you looking for a hop bomb or a heavier ipa- not this brew- made for the masses, but i still enjoyed it .. . . Fair enough. I like to carry it, you never know when your going to need it. A situation may come up say for example, someone has been drinking, and about to drive a loved one home, then I'd like to know I have it. Not to kill, no. Just to maim. Take a little off the shoulder. Swish! The elbow. Slash! Shave a little meat off the old kneecap. Fowap! Ooooo! You got both kneecaps? I like to keep mine razor sharp. Sharp enough you can shave with it. Why I've been known to circumcise a gnat. You're not a gnat are you, Bug? Wait a minute, bug, gnat. Is there a little similarity? Whoa, I think there is! Ha ha ha. You understand what I'm talking about? I don't think you do. I'll be right back. Heh heh heh heh.