Ridin' Dirty Malt Liquor

Aroma: 5 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3

Please check off all serving types you've tried: uh....where is the giant 2L plastic bottle checkbox? Well, me and that clownfooted 'tard mmmmbeer polished the entire thing off in no time flat. Standard clear gold, tons of fizz with the customary mondo-foam up that vanished quicker than the dignity of the skank on the label. OK. This "beer" does not even remotely come across as "beer" with smell or taste. The aroma is soft, but ths does not smell like beer - it might be sweaty and stomped on or something...I don't know what the hell this could be. There is some sweetness but it's not normal...something unnatural. Taste is the most bizarre quality of this strange questionable product. There are some very cheap malts but it's borderline since there is virtually zero flavour. Don't forget the cornflakes (light) and some chemicals. You have to try this. Mouthfeel is smoothish. Within 5 minutes out of the fridge it went from having a dry wheat aftertaste to a dead bitterness. Well, I gotta say that it is very drinkable somehow and possibly the easiest drinking swill ever even if half a pint caused me to have seisures from the chemicals absorbed in the meth lab that this must be concocted in - I vote for 5 gallon white buckets from a harware store. I'll also bet that they make meth one week and beer the other using the same equipment.

Aroma: 5 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 5 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahah………………………………….and so on. The only reason this beer was purchased was the fact it was in a 2 liter plastic coke bottle complete with screw cap and was called “Riden Dirty” and had a photo of some cow girl hooker on it. Now I ask you how can you possibly pass this up. Oh dear god the realization of I’m now going have to drink this has just occurred to me but luckily I’ll be sharing half with beercronic…………SUCKER!!!!!!!! Beer seems to look pretty standard, pale gold white fluffy head maybe a touch to light colored but nothing offensive here. Ah here we go the aroma is living up the standard I thought it would, pool water, and a slight graininess, very unappealing. Taste is corn flakes, rubbing alcohol, stale grains, and a montage of other chemicals. This beer taste fake and not really like beer at all and finishes with a ton of bready flavors. What the hell is this made from?? Watered down nail polish filtered through socks??? Beer mopped up off of a bars dance floor??? Whatever it is it’s not beer. I can’t figure this stuff out it doesn’t really taste like beer but its goes down very easy and actually isn’t all that offensive, but for god sake don’t let this get warm or who knows what you’ll be drinking in fact you should probably but your glass in your fridge between sips to avoid any possibility of getting warm. There is just no proper way to describe the experience of drinking this “beer” it’s just something you’ll have to experience for yourself.