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# Beer Origin Style Score Date
26 Orgasmica Golden Ale United States Blonde Ale 3.0

Aroma: 6 | Appearance: 7 | Mouthfeel: 6 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 6

The beer pours a clear gold color, on the dark side for a blonde. Head is thin, creamy, and white. Aroma is grains, light citrus, and spicy hops. Average palate. Flavor is bland. Grains and a weak hop finish.

Aug 28, 2020
09:46:28 PM
27 Orgasmica Kolsch United States Kölsch 2.5

Aroma: 6 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 5 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 5

This is NOT a kolsch. The beer pours a clear light amber color. Head is white and foamy. Aroma is spicy with grass and hops. Mouthfeel is weak. Flavor is equally weak.

Aug 28, 2020
09:44:28 PM
28 1648 Saint George United Kingdom Extra Special Bitter 2.4

Aroma: 5 | Appearance: 7 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

Beer is a clear copper color. Head is off-white, thin. Aroma is weak caramel, barley, and metal. Mouthfeel is weak. Flavor is bready with light caramel notes.

Jul 28, 2020
04:19:28 PM
29 Affligem Blonde Belgium Belgian Ale 3.4

Aroma: 8 | Appearance: 6 | Mouthfeel: 6 | Flavor: 7 | Overall: 7

Beer pours a pale gold, slight cloudiness, and topped with a weak snow white film. Fresh bread, citrus, yeast, and light spices. The mouthfeel is light to medium bodied. The flavor is yeasty and citrusy.

Jul 21, 2020
10:39:21 PM
30 Affligem Dubbel Belgium Abbey Dubbel 4.1

Aroma: 8 | Appearance: 8 | Mouthfeel: 8 | Flavor: 9 | Overall: 8

Beer is mahogany in color, murky, with a huge off-white cap. Cap is rocky and sticks around. Aroma is bready malt, caramel, nutty malt, and yeast. Mouthfeel is full. Flavor is bread, chocolate, caramel, and yeast.

Jul 21, 2020
10:39:21 PM
31 Affligem Tripel Belgium Abbey Tripel 3.4

Aroma: 8 | Appearance: 7 | Mouthfeel: 6 | Flavor: 6 | Overall: 7

Beer is a hazy golden brown. Head is huge, rocky, and lasts. Aroma is light fruits, grass, yeast, and citrus. Mouthfeel is average. Flavor is grainy, sweet, and has a bitter finish. Alcohol was nioticeable.

Jul 21, 2020
10:39:21 PM
32 Kingfisher Lager India Pale Lager 1.6

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3

This is what Indians consider premium beer. It's not. It sits in my glass as a very pale yellow color. Head is white, bubbly, and gone in a flash. There is no lacing. None. Water is fuller bodied than this stuff. Flavor? Grainy with a hint of hops.

Jul 21, 2020
10:21:21 PM
33 Magic Hat #9 United States Fruit Beer 3.4

Aroma: 7 | Appearance: 8 | Mouthfeel: 6 | Flavor: 7 | Overall: 6

The beer is clear, amber in color, and topped with a frothy white head that wants to last for days and days. The nose is quite fruity with citrus and tropical scents, hops are somewhat earthy. Flavor is on the sickly sweet and syrupy side, almost cringeworthingly sweet

Jul 3, 2020
11:13:03 PM
34 Crazy Sista Honey Ale United States Spiced Beer 2.2

Aroma: 5 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

Stay away from this beer. It pours a murky copper color. Not a lot of effervescence. The head is minimal, an off-white ring that hugs the sides of the glass. Aroma has honey, coffee, and toasty malt notes mixed with some yeast notes. Not very hoppy on the nose. The flavor is roasted cereal malt with a nitter aftertaste.

Jun 18, 2020
09:50:18 AM
35 1623 Brewing Dry Irish Stout United States Dry Stout 3.5

Aroma: 7 | Appearance: 7 | Mouthfeel: 7 | Flavor: 7 | Overall: 7

It's not as black as other stouts, but it is pretty dark. If held up to a string light you can see golden brown edges as if you were drinking a cola. You get a lot of roasted malt, toasted cereal, and coffee on the nose. As for the taste, it is similar to the aroma, lost of roasted malt and coffee bitterness, tempered a little bit with some chocolate flavors as well.

May 31, 2020
12:31:31 PM
36 Off The Rails Baggage Handler United States Baltic Porter 4.1

Aroma: 8 | Appearance: 9 | Mouthfeel: 8 | Flavor: 8 | Overall: 8

A dark reddish-brown pour, quite hazy, and a huge beige cap on top to cap it all off. Aroma is rich with elements of roasted malt, coffee, dark chocolate, and vanilla. Flavor is rich as well, and a the sweetness gives the beer a filling feel. Lots of chocolate and anise in the flavour, and the finish is quite bitter...quite bitter!

May 28, 2020
02:12:28 PM
37 Bold Monk Disciplione Dubbel United States Abbey Dubbel 3.2

Aroma: 7 | Appearance: 6 | Mouthfeel: 7 | Flavor: 6 | Overall: 6

The pour is on the lighter side for a dubbel as it is an almost clear amber color. The head is a light tan color, very frothy, and leaves some good lacing. The aroma is roasted malt, caramel, yeast, and some maple syrup notes. The taste is a tad on the sweeter side as well. Lots of bready malt and sugar notes. Finish is somewhat bitter, but not in a Belgian bitter way.

May 28, 2020
02:07:28 PM
38 Notch Brewing Polotmavy United States Vienna / Amber Lager 4.1

Aroma: 8 | Appearance: 8 | Mouthfeel: 9 | Flavor: 8 | Overall: 8

The beer is clear, reddish brown, and topped with a light tan colored head. The head is creamy, and sticks around a while. The beer is creamy on the tongue, certainly a thicker beer than most amber lagers. The aromatics consist of toasted nuts, cereal malt, light caramel, and weak spicy hop notes. The flavor is well balanced between the malty caramel sweetness, and the weak hoppy bitterness. A great beer.

May 10, 2020
04:09:10 PM
39 Full Sail Session Fest United States Lager 4.0

Aroma: 8 | Appearance: 9 | Mouthfeel: 7 | Flavor: 8 | Overall: 8

This is a beautiful looking beer, a nice clear copper color, with a nice light tan head topping it all off. The head clings to the sides as you consume. Fresh bread, caramel, toasty malt, and some weak spiciness make up the aroma. The beer starts off sweet, a good malty sweetness and finishes bitter. A solid amber lager.

May 10, 2020
03:45:10 PM
40 Berliner Kindl Weisse Germany Berliner Weisse 2.2

Aroma: 5 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

best selling Berliner Weisse, or so I've been told. It's very pale in the glass, head is small, but steadfast in staying there. Funky and tart is the best way to describe the aroma, not much else to smell. Kind of watery, like a swilly lager. The taste is the same as the aroma, except maybe more funky. Not a beer to try a second time

May 9, 2020
12:45:09 PM
41 Cerveza Aguila (Columbia) Colombia Pale Lager 1.7

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3

Tried on a trip to Colombia a few years back. This is really just the Colombian version of Bud Light. A clear straw color, huge bubbly head that disappears, acidic aromas on the nose, and metallic flavors on the tongue. But when on vacation, drink as the locals drink, which is Colombia is more coffee than beer.

May 5, 2020
11:35:05 AM
42 Pilsner Urquell Czech Republic Bohemian / Czech Pilsener 3.8

Aroma: 8 | Appearance: 7 | Mouthfeel: 7 | Flavor: 8 | Overall: 8

green bottled beer...a health hazard. The beer is clear, light gold in color with a huge white head that sticks to the glass. Aroma is balanced with grass and hops. Flavour is nicely balanced too. Finish is not too bitter. Much better preserved than the bottle usually lends itself to.

May 5, 2020
11:31:05 AM
43 Shiner Hefeweizen United States American Wheat 3.2

Aroma: 6 | Appearance: 7 | Mouthfeel: 7 | Flavor: 6 | Overall: 6

Sunshine gold in a glass, head is white, and short-lived. Aroma is on style with banana, bubble gum, and spice. Taste is on point as well, starts off sweet and stays there. Not the worst hefeweizen out there.

May 4, 2020
04:25:04 PM
44 Shiner Bohemian Black Lager (formerly Shiner 97 Bohemian Black Lager) United States Schwarzbier 3.4

Aroma: 7 | Appearance: 7 | Mouthfeel: 6 | Flavor: 7 | Overall: 7

It pours black, that's better than the last Schwarzbier I had can say. The nose is very malty with vanilla and nuts. Taste is good, but I prefer my schwarzbier's a tad sweeter up front.

May 4, 2020
04:23:04 PM
45 Shiner Bock United States Dunkel / Dark Lager 3.1

Aroma: 6 | Appearance: 7 | Mouthfeel: 6 | Flavor: 6 | Overall: 6

The most popular craft beer in Texas, with an old style name. Golden red in appearance, pretty clear, off white head that lasts. Aroma is weak, mainly grains, caramel, and hops. Flavor is sweet, and then rapidly becomes bitter. It's okay at best!

May 4, 2020
04:21:04 PM
46 Sierra Nevada Pale Ale United States American Pale Ale 3.8

Aroma: 8 | Appearance: 7 | Mouthfeel: 7 | Flavor: 8 | Overall: 8

A medium gold colored beer with good aroma and good flavor. Lots of hops without overpowering the rest of the palate. I've heard lots about it and glad I finally tried it.

Apr 9, 2018
12:00:00 PM
47 Isle of Skye Yer Ben United Kingdom Blonde Ale 4.0

Aroma: 8 | Appearance: 8 | Mouthfeel: 8 | Flavor: 8 | Overall: 8

A trip to the brewery. A golden orange pour with plenty of foam. Aroma is sweet, maybe some honey and caramel. The flavor is sweet with notes of caramel and nutty malt. Tastes great fresh

Nov 14, 2016
12:00:00 PM
48 Firestone Walker Abacus United States American Barleywine 3.4

Aroma: 9 | Appearance: 7 | Mouthfeel: 6 | Flavor: 6 | Overall: 6

One of the problems with the craft beer revolution is that beer is becoming hard liquor instead of beer, and it is killing beer for me. I heard a lot of good things about this beer but I want a beer, not bourbon, and there is too much of a bourbon character in this.

Aug 8, 2013
12:00:00 PM
49 Firestone Walker 14 United States Strong Ale 3.3

Aroma: 9 | Appearance: 6 | Mouthfeel: 6 | Flavor: 6 | Overall: 6

Another beer that doesn't have the beery qualities I am looking for, again too much emphasis put on barrel aging. An excellent looking beer, but the aroma and the flavour suffer with the reliance on barrel aging skills rather than making a good beer.

Aug 8, 2013
12:00:00 PM
50 Hoppin' Frog Boris The Crusher United States Imperial Stout 4.2

Aroma: 9 | Appearance: 8 | Mouthfeel: 9 | Flavor: 8 | Overall: 8

The best Imperial Stout I've had in ages. A nice dark stout, not quite black. Excellent vanilla and roasted coffee aromas, with some dark chocolate to keep it interesting. The flavor mimics the aroma with the bitter chocolate finish being delightful.

Aug 8, 2013
12:00:00 PM