pfoxyjohn's review of... [url="http://www.beerpal.com/Michigan-Brewing-High-Seas-India-Pale-Ale-Beer/5357/5862"]Michigan Brewing High Seas India Pale Ale [/url]

This is part of one of my favorite beer's reviews: "i don't (want) to write any more, the other half of this beer is waiting, and i don't have any condoms..."

one of my personal favorites on the site[}:)] "Well, well, well. Isn't this a treat! Poured out a pathetic, fizzy white foam that was gone before I put the bottle down, clear light gold with random floating shit that pretty much sums this up before my lips even touch the glass. Ah, the sweet smell of apples, chemicals and unhappiness. Flavor is both flavorless and ick. Corn, some sourness, other unwelcoming shit. The bitterness is decent. My bottle is celebrating 100yrs on the label. Celebrate that else where and don't offer this crap to distributors, please. **update** Apparently my review has not met expected standards after consuming a truly horrendous liquid - let me clarify: This beer might actually improve on flavor if my dad chugged it, vomited into my old hockey jock strap that he was wearing and I drank off of his feet as it leaked out and ran down his old, hairy legs. It is vile shit. I plan to find the empty bottle, smash the neck off and stab myself in the throat so I never by accidentally taste this rancid amputation of a beer again. Death to the people who brewed this, their families, pets and ornamental plants... oh, and to the douchebag distributors who decided to promote this maggot filled bottle of diarrhea.

The bacon stuff is from some comedian. Jim Gaff-something. I lie reading mmmmbeer's reviews because he doesn't know how to spell. For real.

anything from Suds in the past few years makes me chuckle..

mmmmBeer's review of [url="http://www.beerpal.com/Stiegl-Pils-Beer/6589/"]Stiegl Pils[/url]

Phishpond's review of [url="http://www.beerpal.com/Pelican-Tsunami-Stout-Beer/459/"]Pelican Tsunami Stout[/url]. Just found it the other day when I reviewed the same beer.

This is awesome on so many levels, especially because of how much I have talked about vapour barriers in the last 4 months!!! Leaky condos man!

quote: Originally posted by bluesandbarbq mmmmBeer's review of [url="http://www.beerpal.com/Stiegl-Pils-Beer/6589/"]Stiegl Pils[/url]

Today is the 100th anniversary of the great Muddy Waters' birth. He said he was born in 1915; most historians agree that it was 1913. Tomorrow night his music will be prominently featured during the Friday Night Blues Attack radio show that I am hosting. Tune In, Get Yer Mojo Workin'... [8D]