insert boot in "buddy's" ass, get another bowl (assuming it was good).

Assuming I liked the chili... Stop crushing and discarding cockroaches and put them in an old mayonnaise jar for future epicurean endeavors.

Tell him "Get backs are a mother@#$%, just wait, might be tomorrow, might be two months, but it won't be pleasant." And then go with jlozier's idea. Cockroach casserole, yummy.

"Fuck'em all! I bury those cock-a-roaches!" [img]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2009/8/14/1250266174749/Al-Pacino-in-Scarface-198-001.jpg[/img]

Oh, he'll get an exotic ingredient or two from me,someday, in the dish that's proverbially "best served cold." Of course, I won't tell him, since the gross-out factor holds no particular appeal for me... I'll leave the clinical details to the professionals.

I know it would do nothing, but would probably take a shot of whiskey.

quote: Originally posted by Suds McDuff . . ....and you just get done polishing it off when your buddy then tells you that he secretly snuck in a cockroach- and you ate it.. . . . ....... what do you do?

Remind him that I've had worse... and oh boy, I'll hook him up later...

Simple. Write an article on which beer pairs well with cockroach chilli!.....MMMMM..MMMM!!!!....Tastey....Then get to the nearest hospital!....[:0][B)]........

is that why your chilli tasted so strange [:p]