Current Miami Marlin: Kevin Slowey [img]http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2418573/SloweyFastball.gif[/img] Deceivingly quick fastball. [:D]

Joey Terdoslavich Recently called up by the Braves. Any player in any sport with "Terd" or "Turd" in their name automatically makes this list; sophomoric I know but how can you not laugh? Poor bastards.

It's still Grant Clitsome. [img]http://canucksarmy.com/uploads/Image/GrantClitsomeFeb9SubwayBio_852x480_2333499138.jpg[/img]

[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__t6oFjHvLm0/R4zahXXkKeI/AAAAAAAAAgI/yFEMLCEkWB0/s320/rusty%2Bkuntz.jpg[/img] I can't believe no one posted this. Growing up, we had a field day with old RK....Wonder if he ever had that cured!....[:0][:0][:0][:0][B)][B)][B)][B)]....

Can't forget [url="http://mlb.mlb.com/team/player.jsp?player_id=534812#gameType=%27R%27"]Kevin Quackenbush[/url], P. San Diego Padres organization. He's Charlie Furbush's cuz.

Will Power, Indy Car driver. [img]https://d1b8ufspcmikd1.cloudfront.net/~/media/IndyCar/News/Standard/2012/08-August/8-29-INDYCAR36-Will-Power-Std.jpg?h=366&la=en&w=610&vs=1&d=20120827T184400[/img]

He Hate Me

Stubby Clapp

[url="http://www.mademan.com/the-10-funniest-names-in-sports-history"]The 10 Funniest Name in Sports History[/url]

[8)] Yup, and I also gotta wonder sometimes...what possesses some parents to choose unfortunate names for their children? Did y'all know that mental health professionals say that names like Lethal contribute to psychosis?? I had my first name changed by due process many years ago...but it was not as bad as some I've seen. [:0] The elementary school where I worked has a Tequila and a Riot...how will these kids fare in the years ahead?!? I cannot rightly divulge a full name, but there is a student who's first and last name imply a vagina and an erect penis. [:(]