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General Beer Discussion by OIZNOP

Our Lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink, Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk, At home as I am in the tavern, Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us, And lead us not to encarceration, But deliver us from hangovers, For thine is the beer, the ale, and the lager, Forever and ever, AMEN! [:D]

19 years ago

# 1

SKANADIAN
6777

Much better than anything the church could possibly come up with [;)]

19 years ago

# 2

LANG
4713

Why, being from the buckle of the Bible Belt, I'm positively scandalized, Oiz.[:D] Y'know what they say: The Pope don't recognize Protestants, Protestants don't recognize Islam, and Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store...

19 years ago

# 3

FLASHPRO
50096

You know, this has been listed in the BP jokes section for over 3 years: [url]http://www.beerpal.com/The-beer-prayer-Joke/2/[/url] It's too bad more people don't use it [:(]

19 years ago

# 4

DREWSESLU
17790

quote: Originally posted by Flashpro
You know, this has been listed in the BP jokes section for over 3 years: [url]http://www.beerpal.com/The-beer-prayer-Joke/2/[/url] It's too bad more people don't use it [:(]

I KNEW that looked familiar [:D]

19 years ago

# 5

BRADPEAR
7598

I take mine from the Hanover Fusiliers-thier battle cry was: SCHNAPS, LAGER!!!!

19 years ago

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