Profile of LordGorlock

Profile of LordGorlock






1413 beer caps
Joined 18 years ago
From Lynnwood, WA, United States
Last seen drinking Nothing!

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  • 33 Export
    rated 1.3 18 years ago

    Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 3

    This beer looked so bad, I knew that I’d need to share it with someone, so sorry beerguy101 that you had to be the guinea pig. This beer pours a clear golden fizzy yellow with a micro thin white soapy head and little lacing. The aroma is non-redeeming with grass, lemon, hay, corny adjuncts, and cardboard...not horrid, but my nose was not exactly excited either. The flavor reminds me exactly of what the color green would taste like if green could be quantified into a flavor. Tons of hay, grass, cardboard, wet socks, and corn adjuncts in there. Absolutely undrinkable after it warms beyond 55F. Low carbonation levels, some rice and hay field flavors. Astringently dry finish, some dirt, hay and cardboard, a definite drain pour not even worth my effort.

  • Belle-Vue Kriek
    rated 4.5 18 years ago

    Aroma: 8 | Appearance: 9 | Mouthfeel: 10 | Flavor: 9 | Overall: 9

    This beer comes courtesy of beerguy101 and once again a big thank you!! This kreik pours a deep glowing red color with a super thin white soapy head and little lacing. The aroma is ALL cherries with a hint of cherries, topped off with cherries and alluding to some sour cherries. Flavor-wise we’re talking very full bodied, unbelievably smooth and toned down with a silky cherry mouthfeel. What I found incredibly interesting was how the heavily carbonated crisp front of cherries mellowed into a pepperminty spicy finish which bit the palate slightly but not enough to dry the beer out and make it undrinkable. Something of a candy sugar sweet finish. Both tart and sour, yet sweet and smooth. Superb balance and precise funkdification! The balance Belle-Vue acheives is damn good....the ratings here surprise must try a fresh bottle. Fantastic!

  • Schwelmer Alt
    rated 2.6 18 years ago

    Aroma: 7 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 5

    This beer comes courtesy of beerguy101, thanks as always go to mitch. This beer pours a very deep ruby red color with a thick white head and relatively good lacing. The aroma is very strange with some malts, a hint of hops, roasted barley, corn and cardboard being detectable. aware that those are very funky things to be detecting in an alt. The flavor is medium bodied and...well....boring. Heavily cardboardy flavor, something stale about the malt. Roasty malted finish, dry and unappealing with a hint of bittering hops and pine. Very "english" in its dryness true to style, but overall truly bland and boring.

  • De Dolle Dulle Teve Special Reserva
    rated 3.6 18 years ago

    Aroma: 7 | Appearance: 7 | Mouthfeel: 7 | Flavor: 8 | Overall: 7

    Thanks to beerguy101 for being willing to dole out $11 for this beer and sharing, especially after the old man jokes. This beer pours a golden yellow color with a thin white head and relatively good lacing. The aroma was truly funky in many respects. I got a little bit of everything in there... leather, cask, honey, hay, wood, grass, HEAVY cheese, cardboard, dirt and earthyness not to forget ALCOHOL!!! This beer was sponsored by the color yellow and the number 11!!! HEAVY alcohol dryness and burn with this one. Flavor is full bodied with orange, oakyness, malts, apple and cidery qualities...and somewhat cloyingly sweet in its finish. I mean this beer tasted like what yellow would taste like if it could be drank. WAYYYY too young however, this needed to be aged badly. Definite alcohol presence made this very difficult to drink. Mild carbonation levels. Very good orangey malt stickyness, but abrasive alcohol. I have SO many thoughts here I cant possibly name them all. Its good, its way too young, god save us all.

  • Rahr & Sons Blonde Lager
    rated 2.8 18 years ago

    Aroma: 6 | Appearance: 6 | Mouthfeel: 5 | Flavor: 6 | Overall: 5

    This beer comes courtesy of a trade with TChrome..thanks buddy. This beer pours a light to slightly medium yellow color, headless with no lacing and almost no carbonation present. The aroma is light with grainy know the same ole same ole. The flavor is light bodied to medium bodied, more than your usual pale lager. Mild carbonation levels, overall nice light hoppy levels...some floral notes in the finish...but a very light bodied beer.... nothing much going on here

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