Profile of Blastoplast

Profile of Blastoplast






462 beer caps
Joined 15 years ago
From Elkhart Lake, WI, United States
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I enjoy getting uber crunked when I have the time. I play bass in a Jamband, and love to funk it up. If you're ever in the Sheboygan County area, look up Bowser -- we'll get crunked together!

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  • Capital Supper Club
    rated 3.6 10 years ago

    Aroma: 6 | Appearance: 7 | Mouthfeel: 8 | Flavor: 8 | Overall: 7

    I've had this both draught and out of a bottle -- the bottled version is superior. Much more crisp and flavorful. Avoid it on tap, I've had it 2 different places and both times it did indeed taste either stale or flat, I can't put my finger on it. This beer is similar in style to Spotted Cow, so if you like that you'll probably enjoy this

  • Sierra Nevada FOAM Pilsner
    rated 3.6 11 years ago

    Aroma: 7 | Appearance: 7 | Mouthfeel: 8 | Flavor: 7 | Overall: 7

    A darker looking pilsner that almost looked more of an amber color. Nice lacing on the side of the cup, and the flavor reminded me of a less hoppy and cripser Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. Overall it was a little above average, but not really a true pilsner, IMO.

  • Franziskaner Hefe-Weissbier
    rated 4.0 13 years ago

    Aroma: 8 | Appearance: 9 | Mouthfeel: 8 | Flavor: 7 | Overall: 8

    I first had a chance to sample this beer last weekend and I can say it's definately a solid beer. I love the cloudy golden color, and the lemon zest/wheat aroma was just excellent. Very crisp and refreshing, with a supple wheat citrus flavor that wasn't overwhelming. Overall this beer met my expectations, and i'm looking forward to my next encounter with it.

  • Aroma: 8 | Appearance: 9 | Mouthfeel: 8 | Flavor: 6 | Overall: 7

    Very unique beer. When first poured, it's an extremely dark chocolate colour, with a light chocolate coloured head. It smelled amazing, like a mix of liqour, chocolate, and sweet dried fruits. The feel in your mouth was very smooth, and it was definately a beer that was to be enjoyed slowly and at a warmer temperature. When it hits your toungue you can feel and taste the whiskey and wood from the barrels, and you can definately feel the smoothness of chocolate. My only problem was the price for it -- $8 for a bottle in a college town where bars have to compete for cheap prices. I don't know if I got ripped off or not, but I know I enjoyed it. Reccommended for the adventurous

  • Michelob Ultra
    rated 1.0 13 years ago

    Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 2

    This is the worst beer I've ever had in my life. I love it how the advertisements bill it as a "healthier choice than other leading light beers", but if you look at a Miller Lite it only has about 10-20% more carbs and calories than a Michelob Ultra, and a miller lite tastes about 100x better (that's not saying much). regardless, you might as well be drinking sparkling water, because this beer lacks any flavor besides squirrel piss. I would rather not drink a beer, than drink this beer at all.

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