The one where Lisa becomes a vegetarian: Homer: Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Lisa, honey, are you saying you are never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal! Homer: Heh, heh, heh. (sarcastically) Oh, suuure Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. Mmmm. Ham.

Homer: "And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"

Homer: "Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked."

Grandpa: "My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star." Ralph: "Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!" Homer: "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel." Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl. Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy. Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up. Burns: I suggest you leave immediately Homer: Or what? You'll release the dogs or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you? Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life? Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries. Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible

Actually, the "Beer Baron" episode you mentioned is my favorite. Homer: You forgot one thing, Wiggum. Chief Wiggum: What's that? Homer: I filled the balls with a funnel.

HOMER: no t.v. no beer make homer somthin somthin MARGE: go crazy HOMER: dont mind if i do....

The new episodes are horrible, I can't make myself even watch them. I truely hope the movie that they come out with out does the episodes for the past 2 years. But the best episode of all time is the frank grimes one

quote: Originally posted by that_guy The new episodes are horrible, I can't make myself even watch them. I truely hope the movie that they come out with out does the episodes for the past 2 years. But the best episode of all time is the frank grimes one

i lover Mojo the helper monkey'where can i get one?

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