Beer Reviews by CLASH

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# Beer Origin Style Score Date
2451 iQhilika Honey Sun African Mead - Sweet South Africa Mead 2.0

Aroma: 6 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 4

Holy crap what a choice for #1400. A horrible South African Mead. A vinegar, apple, honey, and funky green vegetable aroma. A golden apperance. Some off flavors in this one. The honey and cinammon were nice. The aftertaste of bug spray wasn’t.

May 8, 2007
12:13:08 PM
2452 Old Monk 10000 Super Beer India Strong Lager 2.0

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 5

Its a bird, its a monk, its SUUUUPER BEER! A yellow color with a plastic like off aroma. This is like putting high gravity swill in a Ziploc bag and eating it. Its somewhat sweet with a nice bitch smack of corn. Not too offensive but certainly boring.

Jul 5, 2007
03:29:05 AM
2453 Carling Black Label United Kingdom Pale Lager 1.9

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

Standard stuff. Pissy yellow with little taste at all. For the light beer drinking crowd and cost cutting college cut up frat boys. Well if thats your scene hey you cant lose!

Apr 4, 2005
02:26:04 AM
2454 Pilsener of El Salvador El Salvador Pale Lager 1.9

Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 4

A very pale yellow color. A faint grassy corn aroma. There is a little bit to the flavor but not much. Sweet corn is the primary taste. Typical swill crap.

Jul 3, 2005
04:17:03 PM
2455 Tecate Mexico Pale Lager 1.9

Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 4

Another beer that is only appropriated with a plate of fajitas and a lime otherwise an american standard pissy beer. Almost no taste or aroma is present. In the corona leauge. Oh well senor!

Jul 3, 2005
05:12:03 PM
2456 Rio Grande Pancho Verde Chile Cerveza United States Spiced Beer 1.9

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 4

A nice score for $2 a six pack or was it? A yellow appearance with no head present. The aroma is banana and green peppers. The flavor is corny with jalapeno pepper seeds and bell peppers. There is no heat present at all. Whats the point of this beer again?

Jul 27, 2005
02:57:27 AM
2457 Stepan Razin Kalinkin Russia Strong Lager 1.9

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 4

I was not timid until I tried the beer. A dark yellow appearance with a corny aroma. The flavor is very sweet and syrupy with adjuncts all up in your grill. Pretty much crap.

Aug 1, 2005
03:54:01 AM
2458 Michelob Ultra Amber United States Pale Lager 1.9

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 5

First to rate this beer. A dark orange appearance with no head, it smells like cooked vegetables. The flavor is bland with a hint of caramel. The mouthfeel is quite watery. This is like a Killians Lite. Not much too it but better than regular Ultra.

Feb 12, 2006
10:26:12 PM
2459 Hijos de Rivera Estrella Galicia Spain Pale Lager 1.9

Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

A golden color with a white soapy head. The aroma contains some freshly cut grass, lemons, and corn. The flavor is on the dry side but certainly not hoppy with some lemons and corn. In the 104F heat we are having lately this would be refreshing but really not good for much else.

Aug 18, 2007
08:53:18 PM
2460 Yuengling Light Lager United States Light / Lite Lager 1.9

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 4

This is quite inferior to the regular Yuengling. A golden appearance with a moderate head. The aroma is corn and hay. The flavor is quite dry with another wack of corn and a slight malt presence. Overall this beats BMC light but not by much.

Nov 11, 2007
11:19:11 PM
2461 Budweiser United States Pale Lager 1.9

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 5

Typical American mass produced lager with more rice and corn to cheapen costs. Nothing horribly offensive but there are many better mass produced beers in the same price range. Michelob is the same price, and while its no world class beer, its a much better beer to pick up that this. Best I can say is - It will do.

Apr 19, 2003
12:33:19 PM
2462 EKU 28 Germany Eisbock 1.9

Aroma: 6 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

The alcohol in this is like the Incredible Hulk, if you mess with it, it will kick your arse! This beer tastes like rum and burns so bad I mixed it with coke and put it on ice. This beer is torture and Im so happy to see its low rating. If you want to drink something that burns, just do liquor shots!

May 27, 2003
06:21:27 AM
2463 Palma Louca Pale Pils Brazil Pale Lager 1.9

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 5

Wow I wasn't expecting much and I got even less. No aroma. Standard light yellow appearance. It tastes like any other standard crap beer really. This is as much of a pilsner as Miller Lite and alot more expensive. NEXT!

Mar 2, 2004
12:08:02 PM
2464 Pabst Blue Ribbon United States Pale Lager 1.9

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 5 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

Pabst is a little better than I once though. A little better than other $5.99 12 packs you can pick up. I guess it begs the question why pick them up anyway? A little too trendy amongst the college kids and hippies to be cool these days.

Mar 16, 2004
01:39:16 AM
2465 Pacifico Clara Mexico Pale Lager 1.9

Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

Ho-hum. Beer #2 after Carta Blanca. Was this just a slightly lighter version of the last beer? Fairly weak and watery but a decent taste. *Got Lime?* Well Ive noticed all of these Mexican beers are lumped together with close to the same ratings on my rating page, basically because they are all the same beer with different labels.

Mar 23, 2004
01:38:23 AM
2466 Sapporo Premium Draft Japan Lager 1.9

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 5

Im not a fan of this Dry style. Taste is crisp and more crisp, no hops, no nothing, just crisp. It leaves a funky little *ting* on your tounge. This is an ok lager. Nothing too offensive but something that would probably produce cotton mouth after a few. Whatever.

Mar 23, 2004
01:45:23 AM
2467 Ace Apple Cider United States Cider 1.9

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 4

Transparent yellow appearance and a transparent taste to boot. This tastes like someone dropped an apple slice into a glass of water and left it for an hour. Dull.

Apr 18, 2004
03:08:18 PM
2468 Red Dog United States Pale Lager 1.9

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

Decent cheap beer right on par with other swill and part of the once trendy Plank Road Brewery (aka Miller making you believe its part of some microbrew). Be my own dog? Ok I'll go sniff out some better beer!

May 16, 2004
11:53:16 PM
2469 Schlitz Blue Bull Malt Liquor United States Strong Lager 1.9

Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 4

Not as bad as you would think. Better than most discount crap beers it is actually smooth. I'd buy it, call me crazy!

May 17, 2004
12:55:17 PM
2470 Vuuve Belgium Witbier 1.9

Aroma: 5 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 4

Aroma is floral with some bread, lemons, and oranges. Apperance is a murky yellowish/orange. The flavor is an overkill in the spice department. A very sour citrus fruit flavor with a hot pepper/tobassco spice to it. Is that vinegar I taste? This is the Cave Creek Chili Beer of Wits. This has to be one of the weirdest drinking experiences Ive ever had. Overall its just to spicy to be enjoyable. Blech!

Jun 6, 2004
03:25:06 AM
2471 Kingfisher Lager India Pale Lager 1.9

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 5

A corn and malt aroma. The appearance is a pale yellow color with a moderate head. This beer might be a doable lager if it wasnt skunked like damn Pepe LePew. A decent malt background followed by some rank funk. I think I just burped up a metal pipe. Hmmm no thanks fellers.

Jan 24, 2005
12:36:24 PM
2472 Gluek Golden Pilsner United States Pale Lager 1.9

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

A pale yellow appearance with a small white head. The aroma is very faint with some corn and lemons. The flavor is a bit on the dry side with some lemons, hay, and corn. Overall not too much going on here but not offensive either.

Aug 18, 2008
11:37:18 PM
2473 Schmidts Beer United States Light / Lite Lager 1.9

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

A pale yellow color with a white head. The aroma isnt too bad with a slight malt presence. The flavor is a wack of corn but also some maltiness exists. Sure beats most BMC mainstream offerings. I dig the fish can as well.

Sep 6, 2008
09:48:06 PM
2474 Redhook Rope Swing Summer Pilsner United States Bohemian / Czech Pilsener 1.9

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

The appearance is a light yellow color with a minimal white head. The aroma is full of corn and other unpleasent things. The flavor is a bit dry with some grassy and hay notes. A bit of lemon pesticide coming through. Overall this is swill plain and simple, a fancy label and the Karo syrup bottle will not change this.

Oct 21, 2011
12:00:00 PM
2475 Michelob Celebrate Cherry Lager United States Fruit Beer 1.8

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

A dark reddish appearance with a white head. The aroma is cherry flavored cough syrup. The flavor is like a true fruit lambic. Um NOT! A very medicine like flavor with cherry syrup and a hint of molasses. Bottom line this is like Robitussin not beer. Worse than SA Cherry Wheat. Avoid!!!!

Aug 19, 2008
01:09:19 AM