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# Beer Origin Style Score Date
2401 Taj Mahal India Pale Lager 2.2

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 4

More typical lager crap. A crisp flavor and a step above swill but nothing to really seek out. Standard issue stuff. I have nothing more to say really. Blah.

Mar 4, 2004
12:57:04 PM
2402 Rocky River Twin Peaks Pilsener United States Lager 2.2

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 5

A pretty medicore attempt at a pilsner. With all the Bohemian and Classic German Pilsners I've been sampling lately this is a joke. A slight sour flavor with nothing but water to back it up. As much of a pils as Miller Lite and honestly not a whole lot better.

Mar 11, 2004
02:23:11 AM
2403 Carta Blanca Mexico Pale Lager 2.2

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 5

Dinner at the mexican restaurant. Look at all the beer variety! Well not really. There were two kinds basically, Negra Modelo and everything else. This was everything else. A notch above Corona, nothing offensive and a pretty easy drinking lager and not much else. Just toss that lime in there and eat the #14 combo plate with enchiladas and beans and enjoy a good dinner and a fairly decent beer.

Mar 23, 2004
01:42:23 AM
2404 Kirin Lager Japan Pale Lager 2.2

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 5 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 5

Once upon a dark day I thought I was drinking a quality import when I drank this at an upscale Japanese restaurant in town. Basically its a lager that AB has a hand in. Typical lager with a fairly dry and crisp taste. Nothing special but decent. Another import in sheep's clothing!

Mar 23, 2004
04:30:23 PM
2405 Iron City Beer United States Pale Lager 2.2

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 6 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 5

This was do-able for a mass produced lager. Nothing offensive in the taste. Pretty clean and straight foward just nothing in the taste dept. I could see this for a night of swilling, if thats the goal

May 8, 2004
03:21:08 AM
2406 Harveys Imperial Extra Double Stout (A.Le Coq Imperial Stout) United Kingdom Imperial Stout 2.2

Aroma: 5 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 5

I've heard there are bad bottles of this stuff floating around and this must be one! Do I really need to describe in detail what soy sauce tastes like? This is absolute crap that must be made by Kikkoman! These guys to learn quality control.

Jul 12, 2004
02:47:12 AM
2407 Heineken Lager Netherlands Pale Lager 2.2

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 5

Advertised to the preppy crowd who thinks they are consuming a top notch import. Now back to reality. A lager and little else. Seems to get me real messed up for whatever reason. I dont hate it as many as some, but I would prefer Rolling Rock as something comprable. Costs way to damn much. Avoid green bottle skunk.

Aug 18, 2004
01:28:18 AM
2408 Olympia United States Pale Lager 2.2

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 5

A beer enjoyed on the SD beaches. A golden yellow color and watery tasting. It was boring and had a distinct corn flavor. Good for chuggin swill and little else.

Oct 5, 2004
02:04:05 AM
2409 Budweiser BE (B to the E) United States Spiced Beer 2.2

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 6 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 5

This seems more like an energy drink than anything. I catch some swill beer and corn mixed with a red bull energy drink. Nothing offensive but nothing to seek out either. Citrusy seriously.

Feb 18, 2005
02:14:18 AM
2410 Buckbean Original Orange Blossom Ale United States Spiced Beer 2.2

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 5

An orange color with a white head. The aroma was oranges with some corn present as well. The flavor is barely present with some orange peel. Overall this was nothing awful but extremely boring.

Sep 6, 2008
07:38:06 PM
2411 Michelob Honey Wheat United States American Wheat 2.2

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 5

A golden appearance with a white head. The aroma contains honey, lemons, and a hint of corn. The flavor contains some corn, bready notes, and lemons. The finish is slightly sour. Luckily this isn’t the honey bomb that Mich Honey Lager is but still not a very good beer.

Apr 26, 2009
04:00:26 PM
2412 Red Brick Octoberfest United States Marzen / Oktoberfest 2.2

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 5 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 5

This poured a golden color with a white head. The aroma contains some corn and funk. This smells like a Budweiser! The flavor is kind of grassy with some lemons and corn. This is like a poorly made Blonde Ale not an O-Fest. Chalk up another crap beer for the clowns at ABC, when will I ever learn?

Feb 1, 2011
12:00:00 PM
2413 Lakefront Oktoberfest United States Marzen / Oktoberfest 2.2

Aroma: 5 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

A copper color with a beige head. The aroma contains some caramel, citrus, and herbal notes. The flavor has a some malty notes but lots of dry going on like you get in lite swill beer. Overall lets not kid ourselves this blows.

Oct 10, 2012
12:00:00 PM
2414 Founding Fathers Lager United States Lager 2.2

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 4

A dark golden to amber color with a white head. The aroma contains some corn and caramel, odd. The flavor is very light but not offensive with a slight dark malt presence. Well it beats the usual BMC suspects if nothing else *Shrug*

Dec 18, 2012
12:00:00 PM
2415 Spanish Peaks Chug's Private Stash Big Bite IPA United States IPA 2.2

Aroma: 6 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

This poured an amber color with a white head. Aroma contains citrus, caramel, wet cardboard. Flavor is kind of yeasty, caramel, oranges. Aftertaste is somewhat bitter. Overall it sucks.

Feb 10, 2013
12:00:00 PM
2416 Samuel Adams Little White Rye United States Spiced Beer 2.2

Aroma: 6 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 5

A dark golden color with a white head. The aroma uhhh woah. It smells like a used bong, sage, citrus, coriander, 3 day old orange chicken, and wet grass. The flavor is somewhat better than the aroma but not a whole lot. Way way too many spices going on with one. Some citrus, rye, sage?, ginger, old bread, coriander. This beer is all over the place. I’ve enjoyed most from the SA summer pack so far, but not this!

Jul 17, 2013
12:00:00 PM
2417 Warsteiner Oktoberfest Germany Marzen / Oktoberfest 2.1

Aroma: 5 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 5

A dark golden apperance with a large soapy head. The aroma contains some lemons, corn and some strange cooked vegetable deal in there. The flavor contains some maltiness, cooked corn, lemons and more off flavors. Lots of diacetyl present in this beer. Beginning to end this beer sucks.

Sep 28, 2008
11:56:28 PM
2418 Balashi Aruba Pale Lager 2.1

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 5

This poured a pale yellow color with some odd lemon detergent aroma. The flavor is Heineken. Yes folks I didnt describe it I said Heineken. We’ve all had it before, you know the taste. Lets hope its cheaper and less trendy though!

Dec 12, 2010
12:00:00 PM
2419 Shiner Blonde United States Lager 2.1

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 4

A golden color with a white head. The aroma contains some lemons and corn mostly. The flavor doesn’t contain much of anything really with some lemon and slight grassy notes. Would be ok in the place of BMC swill but thats about all the props I can give.

Jan 6, 2013
12:00:00 PM
2420 Miller Lite United States Light / Lite Lager 2.1

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 5

This is pretty standard stuff. Ok for a light beer and maybe if you are watching you weight. Otherwise its typical mass produced junk.

Apr 18, 2003
03:52:18 AM
2421 Corona Extra Mexico Pale Lager 2.1

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 5

Over hyped lager crap. Every jerk in a mexican restaurant orders this with pride, get a life. Cost is way above quality. Just stick that lime where the sun don't shine and forget this beer. Only a hair above typical swill with a huge price tag. Get outta town!

Aug 1, 2003
12:09:01 PM
2422 Icehouse United States Pale Lager 2.1

Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 5

Icehouse will get you straight. Better than alot of swill it has some character. The main difference is the alcohol taste. Not really nasty and gets you real drunk. What more do you want from an ice beer?

Aug 1, 2003
03:02:01 AM
2423 Hurricane Malt Liquor United States Strong Lager 2.1

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 5

Pissy yellow apperance, mostly corn flavor but smooth. A better choice than King Cobra from AB. A good choice for a 40.

Mar 23, 2004
05:02:23 AM
2424 Rainier Ale United States Strong Lager 2.1

Aroma: 5 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

Golden color of course. Smells like adjunct city and sulfur. The taste is more bland than anything. Some sweet and malty notes. Its a doable malt likka!

Oct 2, 2004
11:08:02 PM
2425 Minnesota Brewing Pigs Eye Pilsner United States Lager 2.1

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 5

Not much to describe in this one. The aroma is outright foul and smells like a pig! This is Miller Lite in a different can with a tad more malt. Bah whatever

Oct 2, 2004
11:38:02 PM