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# Beer Origin Style Score Date
2376 Neuzeller Kloster-Brau Schwarzer Abt (Black Abbot) Germany Schwarzbier 2.3

Aroma: 8 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

This smells like chocolate followed up by pills and ass. It looks nice a black appearance with a tan head. This is SWEET and WAY TOO SWEET. It tastes like you opened a bottle of Aunt Jamiama and just poured that down your throat. This is more like a pancake topping than a beer. Its leaving a coat of slime on my glass as if I poured honey in there. Im going into sugar shock! This is too rich and weird to be enjoyed. Should have listened to Heemer.

Jul 27, 2005
02:28:27 AM
2377 Avery Twelve United States Saison 2.3

Aroma: 7 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 4

Oh lord this was the pits. A biscuit and peppery aroma. The appearance was nice anyway golden with a large head. The flavor is funked out in a bad way. Some citrus fruit lurks amognst the spice overkill and pepper. I hate overspiced beer and this fits that mold. Close to a drain pour of a mess. Avery does better than this, whats up?

Jul 27, 2005
02:39:27 AM
2378 Lawson Creek Red Ale United States Amber Ale 2.3

Aroma: 6 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 5

A decent amber appearance with a large white head. Its all downhill now. A very flat watery taste with a hint of either malt or some chemical poison. Im not dead yet. This is water with food coloring, blech!

Oct 24, 2005
12:59:24 PM
2379 Horse Piss Beer United States Helles / Dortmunder 2.3

Aroma: 5 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 5 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 5

A clear yellow appearance. The aroma and flavor seem to be almost non existent, possibly due to the onsluaght of barley wines, impy stouts, and other belgians previously sampled at Noogfest. Some corny and lemon notes are present. A step up from horse piss. Heeee! Haaaaaw!

May 24, 2006
05:55:24 PM
2380 Green Valley Wild Hop Lager United States Pale Lager 2.3

Aroma: 5 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 5

An orange color with a soapy looking head. The aroma has a hint of malt it with some corn amd oranges. The flavor is almost non existent with a hint of citrus and corn. Watery and bland. It would be great for beer bonging in college. Overall its boring.

Nov 2, 2006
12:13:02 PM
2381 MacTarnahans Original Honey Beer (Oregon Honey Beer) United States Blonde Ale 2.3

Aroma: 5 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 5

The beer poured a golden color with a soapy head. The aroma is grassy with some citrus and honey. The flavor is rather bland and I really don’t taste much honey in this one. This is a small step up from any other swill.

Feb 3, 2007
02:13:03 PM
2382 Crescent City Pilsener United States Lager 2.3

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 5 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 5

I guess this is in house swill so to speak. A golden color with a moderate head. Pretty weak from beginning to end. Some grass in the nose. The flavor has very little going on with a hint of lemons and corn. Overall pretty dull but it beats BMC by a tad.

Sep 22, 2007
09:28:22 PM
2383 Baron Pilsner United States Bohemian / Czech Pilsener 2.3

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 5

A pale yellow color and looks like swill. A moderate white head on this one. A faint corny and grassy aroma. The flavor is dull with some grassy notes and corn. The malt bill is what seperates this from standard BMC. Hardly a true to style German Pils. Pretty crappy.

Dec 17, 2007
03:02:17 AM
2384 Evil Eye Ice United States Strong Lager 2.3

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 5

A pale yellow color. The aroma is lemons and yellow apples. A sugary presence exists in this beer. The flavor contains some lemons and hay. This reminds me of a blonde ale. City makes some drinkable malt liquors IMO. Thans to unclemattie for yet again hooking me up with the four Os.

Mar 27, 2008
02:39:27 PM
2385 Rock Art Whitetail Ale United States Witbier 2.3

Aroma: 6 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 5

A pale yellow apperance with a fading white head. The aroma is subdue with some citrus and wheat notes. The flavor is like a tall glass of AIR! Some lemon can be detected and little else. No off flavors but it doesnt gets much more dull than this.

Jul 2, 2008
07:46:02 PM
2386 Oak Creek Grand Canyon Rattlesnake Beer United States Lager 2.3

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 5

A light amber color on this beer. The aroma is faint and slightly malty. The flavor is equally as dull with some caramel and mild citrus mainly lemons. The palate is quite thin. Dull really.

Jul 3, 2008
01:09:03 AM
2387 M-X Ice High Gravity Lager United States Strong Lager 2.2

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 5

Shared with the king of 40s JaIce and his sidekick Lilkem. A random gas station find in Atlanta. Not too horrible for the style. It doesnt smell like piss which is always a plus. Yellow appearance of course. Corny and citrusy a little bit. There are many worse for you $$ playa.

Apr 4, 2005
04:05:04 AM
2388 Wild Goose India Pale Ale United States IPA 2.2

Aroma: 5 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 5

I just got goosed! This was terrible. Probably the worst IPA Ive had this side of Bert Grants. A dish detergant aroma. A big grass and hay presence and super thin with some off flavor. Overall this sucks.

Jun 13, 2005
11:31:13 PM
2389 Brew City Ice United States Pale Lager 2.2

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 5

This smells like cooked corn. A dark yellow appearance. I expected more alcohol to show in that true ICE beer fashion. The flavor is quite sweet almost syrupy. I’d take it over Icehouse, does that say much? Eh good for getting bombed off your ass. Thanks heemer!

Jul 3, 2005
04:52:03 PM
2390 Red Brick Blonde United States Blonde Ale 2.2

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 5

Ah the sweaty socks are back. Ehhh. A blonde appearance with a large head. A bit of lemons and corn show in the flavor. The aroma is unpleasent and funky. A sour and bitter aftertaste which doesnt work in this style. I'm not a fan of this beer.

Oct 27, 2005
12:58:27 PM
2391 Firestone Walker Lager United States Helles / Dortmunder 2.2

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 5 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 4

A lemon and yeasty aroma on this one. The flavor is rather sour with hay and lemon presence. Not much to this beer at all. Not sure if this bottle had age on it or like the tires of the same name, it has QC issues.

Nov 5, 2006
04:09:05 AM
2392 Big River Lemon Lager United States Fruit Beer 2.2

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 5

A lemon and vinegar aroma. The appearance is a pale yellow with a small soapy head. The flavor is light on the lemons with some corn notes. I’m not sure what the point of doing this beer is. Overall not that good.

Apr 15, 2007
01:11:15 AM
2393 Celestial Meads Blue Ridge Hottie United States Mead 2.2

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 5

An herbal and honey aroma. A clear yellow appearance. It tastes not too far from honey mixed with water and vodka. Some off flavors exist in this one. Overall more boring than anything.

Jul 5, 2007
02:58:05 AM
2394 Michelob Ultra Pomegranate Raspberry United States Fruit Beer 2.2

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 5

A yellow apperance with a fading white head. The aroma is actually pretty nice with some raspberries, pomegranate, and cherries. The fruit is pretty mild in this. I get a hint of the advertised pomegranate and raspberries but the swill aspect rears its ugly head. A definite corn presence on the tounge. The mouthfeel is weak and carbonated. Overall beats some swill but nothing to seek out.

Nov 22, 2007
10:13:22 PM
2395 Bud Light Lime United States Light / Lite Lager 2.2

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 5

The aroma contains a heavy dose of limes and little else. The apperance is a pale yellow color with a small fading head. The flavor is mainly limes with some hay and lemon notes as well. There is not much "beer" flavor going on here. The aftertaste is slightly sour. The mouthfeel is rather carbonated. This tastes like a sprite or a lime ade more than anything. Overall not bad and it does not have off flavors like I tasted in Miller Chill. Could be worse but it would work on a hot 100 degree muggy Tennessee summer day.

Jul 2, 2008
05:47:02 PM
2396 Miller Genuine Draft United States Pale Lager 2.2

Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 5

This could be one of those sentimental biased ratings. This was all I drank in college. But for an American standard beer, its not offensive. Pissy yellow of course, little aroma, smooth "cold filtered" taste. Which basically means they filtered out any taste. A good beer for hot days or parties where slamming beer is more important than flavor. And slamming beer IS more important than flavor in college. And only college. I was a very loyal Miller drinker back then for whatever reason. Decent for a quick gas station beer run.

May 27, 2003
06:13:27 AM
2397 Sol Mexico Pale Lager 2.2

Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 5 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 5

Your typical Mexican lager you get at the restaurant with a lime. That lime is to cover the taste you know. Same beer as Corona really. Whatever!

Aug 1, 2003
02:40:01 AM
2398 Molson Ice Canada Pale Lager 2.2

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 5 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 5

Gave this a go again for the heck of it. And old favorite, but that say nothing as my favorite used to be Miller! Faint aroma, flavor is typical of a macro beer with a hint of bitterness and some skunky stuff. This is probably a bad six pack. A decent ice beer when its not skunked. It will do.

Sep 13, 2003
10:03:13 PM
2399 Tennents Lager United Kingdom Lager 2.2

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 6 | Overall: 5

Aroma is strong and grassy. Appearance is a very light golden color. Flavor is crisp with some slight citrus. But oh god this has a nappy aftertaste! Maybe one of the worst ever. Overall this is run of the mill and too expensive.

Mar 2, 2004
02:17:02 AM
2400 Prime Time Malt Liquor United States Strong Lager 2.2

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 5 | Flavor: 6 | Overall: 5

Smells like dirty ass. Golden appearance. Flavor is fairly smooth for a malt liquor. Not as sweet and nasty as many Malt Liquors. $1.19 for a fodee ounce aint bad for the true playa, may even inspire a BP jam!

Mar 3, 2004
11:17:03 PM