Beer Reviews by CLASH
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2376 | Neuzeller Kloster-Brau Schwarzer Abt (Black Abbot) | Germany | Schwarzbier | 2.3
Aroma: 8 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4 This smells like chocolate followed up by pills and ass. It looks nice a black appearance with a tan head. This is SWEET and WAY TOO SWEET. It tastes like you opened a bottle of Aunt Jamiama and just poured that down your throat. This is more like a pancake topping than a beer. Its leaving a coat of slime on my glass as if I poured honey in there. Im going into sugar shock! This is too rich and weird to be enjoyed. Should have listened to Heemer. |
Jul 27, 2005 02:28:27 AM |
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2377 | Avery Twelve | United States | Saison | 2.3
Aroma: 7 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 4 Oh lord this was the pits. A biscuit and peppery aroma. The appearance was nice anyway golden with a large head. The flavor is funked out in a bad way. Some citrus fruit lurks amognst the spice overkill and pepper. I hate overspiced beer and this fits that mold. Close to a drain pour of a mess. Avery does better than this, whats up? |
Jul 27, 2005 02:39:27 AM |
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2378 | Lawson Creek Red Ale | United States | Amber Ale | 2.3 |
Oct 24, 2005 12:59:24 PM |
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2379 | Horse Piss Beer | United States | Helles / Dortmunder | 2.3
Aroma: 5 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 5 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 5 A clear yellow appearance. The aroma and flavor seem to be almost non existent, possibly due to the onsluaght of barley wines, impy stouts, and other belgians previously sampled at Noogfest. Some corny and lemon notes are present. A step up from horse piss. Heeee! Haaaaaw! |
May 24, 2006 05:55:24 PM |
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2380 | Green Valley Wild Hop Lager | United States | Pale Lager | 2.3
Aroma: 5 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 5 An orange color with a soapy looking head. The aroma has a hint of malt it with some corn amd oranges. The flavor is almost non existent with a hint of citrus and corn. Watery and bland. It would be great for beer bonging in college. Overall its boring. |
Nov 2, 2006 12:13:02 PM |
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2381 | MacTarnahans Original Honey Beer (Oregon Honey Beer) | United States | Blonde Ale | 2.3 |
Feb 3, 2007 02:13:03 PM |
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2382 | Crescent City Pilsener | United States | Lager | 2.3
Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 5 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 5 I guess this is in house swill so to speak. A golden color with a moderate head. Pretty weak from beginning to end. Some grass in the nose. The flavor has very little going on with a hint of lemons and corn. Overall pretty dull but it beats BMC by a tad. |
Sep 22, 2007 09:28:22 PM |
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2383 | Baron Pilsner | United States | Bohemian / Czech Pilsener | 2.3
Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 5 A pale yellow color and looks like swill. A moderate white head on this one. A faint corny and grassy aroma. The flavor is dull with some grassy notes and corn. The malt bill is what seperates this from standard BMC. Hardly a true to style German Pils. Pretty crappy. |
Dec 17, 2007 03:02:17 AM |
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2384 | Evil Eye Ice | United States | Strong Lager | 2.3
Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 5 A pale yellow color. The aroma is lemons and yellow apples. A sugary presence exists in this beer. The flavor contains some lemons and hay. This reminds me of a blonde ale. City makes some drinkable malt liquors IMO. Thans to unclemattie for yet again hooking me up with the four Os. |
Mar 27, 2008 02:39:27 PM |
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2385 | Rock Art Whitetail Ale | United States | Witbier | 2.3
Aroma: 6 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 5 A pale yellow apperance with a fading white head. The aroma is subdue with some citrus and wheat notes. The flavor is like a tall glass of AIR! Some lemon can be detected and little else. No off flavors but it doesnt gets much more dull than this. |
Jul 2, 2008 07:46:02 PM |
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2386 | Oak Creek Grand Canyon Rattlesnake Beer | United States | Lager | 2.3 |
Jul 3, 2008 01:09:03 AM |
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2387 | M-X Ice High Gravity Lager | United States | Strong Lager | 2.2
Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 5 Shared with the king of 40s JaIce and his sidekick Lilkem. A random gas station find in Atlanta. Not too horrible for the style. It doesnt smell like piss which is always a plus. Yellow appearance of course. Corny and citrusy a little bit. There are many worse for you $$ playa. |
Apr 4, 2005 04:05:04 AM |
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2388 | Wild Goose India Pale Ale | United States | IPA | 2.2 |
Jun 13, 2005 11:31:13 PM |
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2389 | Brew City Ice | United States | Pale Lager | 2.2
Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 5 This smells like cooked corn. A dark yellow appearance. I expected more alcohol to show in that true ICE beer fashion. The flavor is quite sweet almost syrupy. I’d take it over Icehouse, does that say much? Eh good for getting bombed off your ass. Thanks heemer! |
Jul 3, 2005 04:52:03 PM |
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2390 | Red Brick Blonde | United States | Blonde Ale | 2.2
Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 5 Ah the sweaty socks are back. Ehhh. A blonde appearance with a large head. A bit of lemons and corn show in the flavor. The aroma is unpleasent and funky. A sour and bitter aftertaste which doesnt work in this style. I'm not a fan of this beer. |
Oct 27, 2005 12:58:27 PM |
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2391 | Firestone Walker Lager | United States | Helles / Dortmunder | 2.2 |
Nov 5, 2006 04:09:05 AM |
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2392 | Big River Lemon Lager | United States | Fruit Beer | 2.2 |
Apr 15, 2007 01:11:15 AM |
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2393 | Celestial Meads Blue Ridge Hottie | United States | Mead | 2.2 |
Jul 5, 2007 02:58:05 AM |
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2394 | Michelob Ultra Pomegranate Raspberry | United States | Fruit Beer | 2.2
Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 5 A yellow apperance with a fading white head. The aroma is actually pretty nice with some raspberries, pomegranate, and cherries. The fruit is pretty mild in this. I get a hint of the advertised pomegranate and raspberries but the swill aspect rears its ugly head. A definite corn presence on the tounge. The mouthfeel is weak and carbonated. Overall beats some swill but nothing to seek out. |
Nov 22, 2007 10:13:22 PM |
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2395 | Bud Light Lime | United States | Light / Lite Lager | 2.2
Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 5 The aroma contains a heavy dose of limes and little else. The apperance is a pale yellow color with a small fading head. The flavor is mainly limes with some hay and lemon notes as well. There is not much "beer" flavor going on here. The aftertaste is slightly sour. The mouthfeel is rather carbonated. This tastes like a sprite or a lime ade more than anything. Overall not bad and it does not have off flavors like I tasted in Miller Chill. Could be worse but it would work on a hot 100 degree muggy Tennessee summer day. |
Jul 2, 2008 05:47:02 PM |
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2396 | Miller Genuine Draft | United States | Pale Lager | 2.2
Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 5 This could be one of those sentimental biased ratings. This was all I drank in college. But for an American standard beer, its not offensive. Pissy yellow of course, little aroma, smooth "cold filtered" taste. Which basically means they filtered out any taste. A good beer for hot days or parties where slamming beer is more important than flavor. And slamming beer IS more important than flavor in college. And only college. I was a very loyal Miller drinker back then for whatever reason. Decent for a quick gas station beer run. |
May 27, 2003 06:13:27 AM |
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2397 | Sol | Mexico | Pale Lager | 2.2 |
Aug 1, 2003 02:40:01 AM |
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2398 | Molson Ice | Canada | Pale Lager | 2.2
Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 5 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 5 Gave this a go again for the heck of it. And old favorite, but that say nothing as my favorite used to be Miller! Faint aroma, flavor is typical of a macro beer with a hint of bitterness and some skunky stuff. This is probably a bad six pack. A decent ice beer when its not skunked. It will do. |
Sep 13, 2003 10:03:13 PM |
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2399 | Tennents Lager | United Kingdom | Lager | 2.2 |
Mar 2, 2004 02:17:02 AM |
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2400 | Prime Time Malt Liquor | United States | Strong Lager | 2.2 |
Mar 3, 2004 11:17:03 PM |