Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3

Why god why?

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3

Sampled at the Hooters Restaurant on Brainerd Rd next to the Gooney Golf. Light yellow appearance. This tastes EXACTLY like a Coors Light! It tastes like water. There is no reason why this beer should even exist. Overall not as bad as Ultra but still bad. At least being surrounded by Hooters girl made the experience of drinking this beer slightly better, I think.

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3

Not completely nasty like the regular Beast or the Ice. Tastes like a dirty glass of water. Keep looking better swill does exist.

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 2

More crap in a can. Metal funk and corn out my wazoo! Best drank in a trailor park sitting in a broken down car on cynder block with your blood hound name Jimmy and wearing a wife beater. Here comes your wife with a facial hair and a mole to tell you that you are missing Jerry Springer interviewing your cousin for sleeping with midgets with mental disorders. Please!

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3

Natty Light with a high ABV, hmmmmm wonder if people drink this to get drunk. Lets call freakin Sherlock Holmes on the case. Metal ting and swill taste. Golden color and an aroma that would wake the dead. God bless man! Find 2 dollars in change and at least get a Michelob or something. Why do this to your soul!

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3

What utter crap! Guess what? Guinness has close to the same carb count! Why drink this watery crap! Even on the Atkins diet this is a joke. Skip this junk and discover other better low carb beers, and yes they do exist.

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 2

Well I was in the gas station this evening and saw this for the first time. I thought what the hell let's try it. And the sign on the cooler said "There's a new sheriff in town". Its LOADED with adjuncts and has a nasty smell. Doesn't taste good either. Good thing I bought a single! A new sheriff in town? Yup he doesn't carry a gun and his name is Barney Fife!

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 3

Smells like rotten eggs and dirty underwear. Looks like piss with a large head. Sticky funky mouthfeel. Why do I subject myself to trying these beers?!

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 2

A light version of crap, I cant imagine why this even exists! Pass please! Crappy to say the least!

Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 3

When one is faced with the question of - should I drink alcohol? dont let this in the equation. If for whatever reason you cant or dont want to drink alcohol, many tasty alternatives are available. Coke, Tea, Coffee, etc. Why drink something that has no alcohol yet tastes like shit? There is no reason NA beer should exist, kind of like decaf coffee!

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 2

Ick, So I go to Atlanta this weekend and pick up some beers. Why do I pick this up you ask? Well I cant get this in Chattanooga and Im a fool! Sticky sweet cooked corn flavor with an alcohol burn. I dont mind regular Old Milwaukee for a standard american lager but this is nasty! TOOO Sweet!

Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 3

This was absolute crap. Extremely sweet and corny. The alcohol really shines through on this one. Offensive and just bad.

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 3

Pale yellow color with no flavor whatsoever. Picked up a single for shits and giggles. Well I didnt end up with giggles if you know what I mean. A waste of time and energy. You would have to be less than "Sharps" to get this besides a soda.

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 3

Sometimes as they say you must grab the bull by the horns. Well it is time to take on this bull like a fearless matador. The golden bull shines off the can as if to dare me to take him on. Bring it on Mr Bull. Stick me up on a post like a scarecrow to view the fields of corn. Ah the liquid corn fills the glass. This is a harsh customer. The gas station attendent fills my mouth with diesel fuel and unleaded gasoline. You pump me and leave me when you get your fill yeah. The sour lemons mix in with this corn filled mess to wreak havoc on my taste buds. Like that awkward first date that you accidently farted on, this beer is a little embarrasing. The can is oh so inviting but once you arrive at the party the host deficates on your head and calls you a NINNY! Oh the horrors of this brew could not be described even by such masters of the genre like Stephen King or Edgar Allen Poe. I must finish this before the warmth settles in. EGADS!

Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 3

Pale yellow with a white head. Aroma is creamed corn and pee-pee. Flavor has a kind of a sour annoying taste to it. $0.99 for the tall boy can and it was still not worth the price.

Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 3

The aroma is rather offensive, lots of rotten corn and pee. The flavor contains some over cooked cabbage, tin foil, corn, and listerine. Im no beer snob I will happily drink a Miller Lite when in Rome but this is total junk. Bud Ice is delicious compared to this.

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 2

NA beers are as pointless as owning a pet rock. Taste like Coors swill without the obvious perk of drinking swill. Happy pissing all night!

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 2

NA beers are stupid. If you cant or dont want to drink, dont get a pseudo beer and choke it down, get a freakin soda! Please. I will say less nasty than O'Douls. And what does that say?

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 2

This is the worst tasting beer ever. Tastes like what I imagine piss would taste like. Golden appearance with a funky corn smell. Metallic taste similar to licking a metal pipe. Horrible even for a cheap beer. Pass on this crap!

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 2

Tied with The Beast for the worst beer. Taste like corn and rice filers. Metallic nasty taste. Low alcohol so it wont even get you drunk. Hey college kids, there are better beers for low $. This is crappy beer period!

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 2

This is one of the foulest beers ever created. Malt liquor with an alcohol burn and only a sweet metallic corn flavor present. Even for a malt liquor this is nasty. Why do they have a blue bull and red bull version? Is this a gang color thing. Pass!!

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 2

Utter fucking shit!

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 2

A nice alcohol burn with some metal and corn in the flavor. Just buy some hard liquor if you want to get ripped that bad. Blech!

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 2

Ya'll have no idea how awesome this beer tastes. Wait it's not actually beer kind of like this site isn't actually a beer site. Zima is a joke like this site is a joke. Please leave!

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 2

This crap is well crap. I could tolerate the 900 and yeah I know its all swill blah blah but there is a difference. This one is metallic with a nice cloying trip to the dentist film effect in your mouth. Pale piss yellow color with a scent of a Wal Mart bathroom. Each sip is unpleasent. This shit sucks dawg!