Beer Reviews by CLASH
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2526 | Budweiser Select 55 | United States | Lager | 1.5
Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 3 This smelled like bleach and corn. The color was.....drum roll please......an almost see through pissy yellow color. The flavor almost doesn’t exist! But in my book beers with no taste slighty beat out beers with horrible taste. At 2.4% ABV and no flavor. This beer is pointless even for gym freaks. |
Dec 13, 2010 12:00:00 PM |
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2527 | Lakefront New Grist | United States | Blonde Ale | 1.5
Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3 This poured a yellow color with a white head. The aroma is lemons, dishwashing detergent, and butter? The flavor consists of oversalted rice, buttered popcorn, and lysol. You know when you spray lysol and some of the mist gets in your mouth. This was hard to finish. If I had gluten allergies I would drink wine and skip this torture. |
Dec 30, 2010 12:00:00 PM |
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2528 | Hap & Harry's Lynchburg Lager | United States | Lager | 1.5
Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3 This poured a pale yellow color with a white head. The aroma is that of rotting corn and pee pee. The flavor leaves little to be desired and is slightly offensive like I said in my rating that Ratebeer deleted. Yazoo should be ashamed for making this hogwash. |
Feb 24, 2012 12:00:00 PM |
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2529 | Gluek Ice | United States | Pale Lager | 1.4
Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 3 A pale yellow color with an almost non existent head. The aroma is cabbage, rotting corn, and a hint of alcohol. Not much flavor to this one but what is there is a bit strange. The flavor contains cabbage, sweet corn, and hay. The finish is like chewing on a box, no not THAT kind of box! Cardboard finish and somewhat sweet. |
Jul 29, 2008 01:16:29 AM |
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2530 | Camo Black Ice High Gravity Lager | United States | Strong Lager | 1.4
Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 3 A dark brown to black appearance with a large tan head that left beautiful streams of lace on my glass. Yeah ok you know what it looks like. Aroma is not bad for the beer, malty with a hint of corn. This is one of the sweetest malt liquors Ive had. Like chewing on candy corn and then drinking mouthwash. Smells better than it tastes. |
Jul 29, 2008 01:22:29 AM |
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2531 | Busch Ice | United States | Pale Lager | 1.4
Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3 Unreal I found this, but my ticking ass scooped it up! Smells like expired corn and gasoline. The flavor is not that offensive, well its not good. Lots of cereal grains, corn, and booze going on. This might even be a tad better than Icehouse and certainly beats Natty Ice. But what compare turds? 3 points of interest.....1)Still sucks 2)will get you wasted 3)Less rubbing alcohol burn than Natty Ice or Beast Ice for the same coin. Take that for what its worth. Overall still sucks! |
Dec 12, 2010 12:00:00 PM |
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2532 | Rolling Rock Green Light | United States | Light / Lite Lager | 1.4 |
Oct 16, 2003 01:16:16 AM |
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2533 | Colt 45 Malt Liquor | United States | Strong Lager | 1.4
Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3 Ahhh another crappy malt liquor! Not as good as St Ides High Gravity or Hurricane. In the same catergory as Old English. Why bother its a pissy yellow malt liquor, its for getting drunk and nothing else, drink up home skillet! Ok I admit it, I like 40's but still! |
May 8, 2004 12:36:08 PM |
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2534 | Olde English 800 Malt Liquor | United States | Strong Lager | 1.4 |
Oct 3, 2004 01:50:03 AM |
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2535 | Icehouse Light | United States | Light / Lite Lager | 1.4
Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 3 Why make a light ice beer? If you wanna drink icehouse you must want to get drunk right? Why settle on less alcohol? Please stop this nonsense! Well at any rate this is watery and bland and it has almost no taste except some alcohol and rice. Bleck! |
Apr 14, 2005 05:49:14 PM |
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2536 | Hurricane High Gravity Lager | United States | Strong Lager | 1.4 |
Aug 1, 2005 03:06:01 AM |
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2537 | Cantina | El Salvador | Pale Lager | 1.4
Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3 That clear bottle really kept the sunlight out of this one. This one is extremely pale looking like a glass of dirty water. A grassy and corn aroma. The flavor is rather foul with some boiled corn and lemons. A big ol skunk and DMS party. This blows. |
Mar 25, 2006 10:40:25 PM |
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2538 | Budweiser Chelada | United States | Spiced Beer | 1.4
Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3 This poured a murky pink to peach color with no head. The aroma is tomato juice, corn, and black pepper. I’m truly scared of this beer and I’ve not even taken a sip. The flavor is mostly tomato juice with some black pepper and lemon juice. The mouthfeel is slightly carbonated and oily. Let me also add that I love a good bloody mary from time to time, however this "beer" is pretty damn gross. |
Jan 17, 2008 12:39:17 PM |
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2539 | Gubernija Grand 9.5 | Lithuania | Strong Lager | 1.3 |
Apr 4, 2005 03:25:04 AM |
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2540 | Milwaukee Special Reserve Light | United States | Light / Lite Lager | 1.3
Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 3 Not very impressed with this one at all. A foamer for sure. It had an aroma of lemon scented pesticides. The flavor is yeasty? and shockingly tastes like a belgian ale brewed by monks on crack. Light but something weird in there making it offensive at the same time. Bad shit. |
May 30, 2005 10:32:30 PM |
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2541 | Camo Genuine Ale | United States | Strong Lager | 1.3 |
Jul 3, 2005 05:07:03 PM |
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2542 | Steelback (I) Blue Thunder | Canada | Strong Lager | 1.3 |
Oct 24, 2005 01:18:24 AM |
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2543 | Bud Light Chelada | United States | Light / Lite Lager | 1.3
Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3 This poured a murky pinkish color with litte head. Smells like tomato juice with a hint of black pepper but not as much as I got in the regular Bud Chelada. This just tastes like straight up carbonated tomato juice. Whatever this is better than the regular Bud buy why compare turds. Next time I’ll know better than to buy 2 different gimmicky AB products at the same time! |
Mar 1, 2008 11:44:01 PM |
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2544 | Piton Lager | Saint Lucia | Pale Lager | 1.3 |
Jun 29, 2008 09:37:29 PM |
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2545 | Side Pocket High Gravity Ale | United States | Strong Lager | 1.3 |
Jul 3, 2008 11:36:03 PM |
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2546 | Miller Genuine Draft Light 64 (MGD Light 64) | United States | Light / Lite Lager | 1.3
Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3 A very pale yellow color with a white head. It smells like canned corn. The flavor is almost non existant with a slight metal ting in the finish. I cant say it’s horrible because water isn’t horrible. I imagine you could probably drink a twelve pack of this and still be ok to drive. Overall if you are looking to cut calories just get a diet soda or an unsweet tea instead! |
Oct 3, 2008 11:49:03 PM |
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2547 | Icehouse Edge | United States | Strong Lager | 1.3 |
Sep 25, 2012 12:00:00 PM |
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2548 | Corona Light | Mexico | Light / Lite Lager | 1.3 |
Aug 19, 2003 02:40:19 AM |
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2549 | Keystone Ice | United States | Strong Lager | 1.3 |
Mar 15, 2004 01:29:15 AM |
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2550 | Tsingtao | China | Pale Lager | 1.3 |
Apr 18, 2004 03:02:18 PM |