Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

Not as bad as I thought it would be but its not good either. Worst smell ever. No really it is. The flavor is fairly smooth and only slighty offensive. A good session 40 if you will.

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

Thanks Heemer. This is almost clear. There is almost no taste here at all. Nothing offensive just nothing. This is the closest to water a beer has ever been. You could pound a case of this no problem. LEAN MEAN DRINKIN MACHINE!

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 3

This wasnt too bad. A pale yelllow appearance. The flavor had some sort of weird apple juice quality to it. It hides the booze well and its chuggable so I guess its ok? For swillathons only.

Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 4

An amber appearance. The aroma is a bit foul and makes you put your cup down and back up off it. A watery beer with little flavor and what flavor that is there is not good. Some dark malt and a yeasty doughy thing going on. This sucks.

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

Pale yellow appearance thats so light you could read the newspaper through the beer. A corn filled hay aroma. The flavor is almost non existant but what little flavor exists is bad. It leaves some annoying cream corn and over buttered popcorn flavor in your mouth. But what better way to celebrate 150 years of Miller.....than with even more swill.

Aroma: 6 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3

Aroma is chocolate and shit. Swill smells better. A dark brown appearance. The flavor is really sour but not in a good way. Nutmeg and syrup with a dirty towel thrown in the glass. Musty old socks. An aftertaste of listernine. This may be one of the worst beer Ive ever had.

Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

Poured into a small sniffer glass. Didnt leave much lacing but it would on the pavement. The aroma contains too much fuselage with some corn and piss. So far not good. The flavor is also rather harsh with corn and an alcohol burn present. This is a rough customer. Get Four O instead!

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

Thanks again to Unclemattie! A pale golden color with a faint corn aroma. This one is a bit on the sweet side and rather weak for the style. But with ML you aim for less flavor. Not a bad 40 to pick up for getting krunk and not giving a shit!

Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

Wow first rating of this "beer" and beer #1 to kick off noog fest weekend. Light yellow color.Smells like cabbage. The flavor is quite crisp with some hay. Hay is for horses. Ive had worse light beers but overall this is not worth the time.

Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

This smells like shit. No really it does. The taste is rather smooth but it has some sort of paper thing going on with a bunch of corn. Its ok one of the easier malt liquors to drink.

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3

This is standard BMC type crap. A very pale yellow color with a non pleasing white head. The aroma is full of corn and lemons. The flavor is a little sweet with some hay present. Overall swill and nothing else.

Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 4

Water, water, and more Water! Please give me something that tastes like beer! Stop drinking this Cheri!!!!

Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

Nice glass of freakin water!

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 4

This was the first beer I ever got drunk on at age 20. Six of them and I was laughing at everything that moved. I also recall doing the Macarena at one point, well that was when it was still popular! But I puked all the next day. Overall its just your standard sweet corn tasting AB brew right on par with Bud. I can drink it but I certainly choose not to. BEWARE the penguins! They'll give you a horrible headache!

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 3

What the hell makes this FINE malt liquor? Right off the bat it loses appearance points for not being in a 40oz. How can I feel ghetto drinking out of these gay little 12oz fat bottles! Shiiiiit! It's ok tastin' and better than Schlitz Red Bull and OE, but bitch dis ain't no malt liquor in da league of St. Ides or Hurricane. This is my middle ground fo da style, there are some better and some worse!

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 4

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! You paid $5 for a six pack of water. Get lost you loser!!

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3

was a little surprised to see this beer rated so high. Smells awful, tastes watery yet awful. N/A! I will say it does look rather nice! For taking your kids, your dog, or your pregnant wife out for a night of drinking. But why go out DRINKING with them? It just doesnt fit kind of like this beer!

Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 3

I bought it to rate for an early 90's novelty experience. Remember the Dry beer craze? Ugh! A bud that gives you more cotton mouth but has less of that sweet corn taste. To me as good as Bud, and Bud isnt good. Why ask why? Oh I can tell you why you should ask why!!!

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 4

This one was darker in color but a bit overbearing on the sweetness. A bit of alcohol coming through. This was one of the more difficult malt liquors to drink for sure. A slimy corn funk was left on my tounge. Ah no thanks!

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 3

Wow look mommy a new pale lager I’ve not had. Can I have it for christmas please please...... Ok but the first beer can I find in the floor and you are grounded. Uh anyhow this one is anything but good. Its a light yellow color and it smells like a corn and sweat. The flavor is a sticky corn flavor and I swear I can actually taste rice too. I have conqured Mt Adjunct with this beer. I think I may need to pass on this from now on!

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3

I guess Michelob Ultra’s appeal is dying. But then again I thought the Atkins low carb fad was losing steam as well. Well it the midst of it all here comes this. I thought Bud Light was THIS. Well on to the beer. Trasparent yellow color with a cooked corn smell. It has no flavor whatsoever. It tastes like water. Maybe a little better than bud light, maybe?

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 3

Well this Camo was somewhere in between the 900 and the Silver Ice in the toleration department. Smells like gasoline. Has a strong alcohol taste to it. Its quite corny and sweet. Best to get er done and not attempt to savor the flavor.

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 3

Whats up with the fancy German sounding name? Admit it, its swill and at the Kroger. Well pale lager with some weird sweet notes to it. Golden color with a light body. Bottom line its swill for chugging only.

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3

Sampled from a Playboy chalice.....A pale yellow appearance with a white soapy head. The aroma is lemon lime kool aid and dishwashing detergent. The flavor contains hay, corn, lemons, with a bitch smack of lime in the finish. The mouthfeel is carbonated and it’s pretty close to eating liquid soap with a bit of slime on the tounge. Needless to say this is not good.

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 3

A pale yellow color with a wack of corn and some skunk all up in your nose. The flavor was dull with some corn and a slight skunk to it. Just a shade better than the Piton I sampled prior but still not a good beer.