Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 4

This poured from the can a strange yellow color. It looked like orange juice with no head. The aroma was foul with some rotten lemons and corn. A hint of metal as well. The flavor tasted like swill with a hint of synthetic lemon juice and orange juice stirred in there. I don’t think Im feeling horny baby after this one. Overall this was the worst wits I’ve yet to try. Pass!

Aroma: 6 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3

On cask. Wtf on the aroma. Caramel, burnt cookies, and some puke. Have you ever bit into a vitman tablet? Well that’s the dominate flavor here with some more burnt cookies. This beer is awful. Chug time to get rid of it. If this were a guest beer in their cask I wouldn't even rate it, but their beer, their cask, their problem.

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

Indeed bought at Kroger in Decatur GA. A lighter version of the regular port lager but not a whole lot of difference. The corn flavor is still there. This one isn’t horrible just your typical boring lite swill lager but nothing offensive to talk about.

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 4

A pale yellow color with a white head. Aroma contains some lemons and grassy notes. The flavor is sweet corn and some alcohol. A little bit of a metallic ting in the aftertaste. This is way too sweet and boozy for something thats 6%. Overall not good at all.

Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 3

Ah this wasnt half bad at all. Many a worse malt liquor exists Im sure. A fairly smooth corny type flavor but it hid the alcohol dangerously well. I can see me sippin on this swill in the hot suthern sun. Decent crap.

Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 3

Ah what a college classic this was. Many a drunken throwdowns with this now defunct beer. Pale yellow apperance with a horrible alcohol flavor. Corn and more corn. It may even be worse than Icehouse if possible.

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

Thanks Heemer for bringing this one. A pale yellow color without much flavor at all. Very watery and corny. Dont smell it because that's a bad idea. It was ok though.

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

Leave it to JaIce to find some weird shit like this. Well this was decent for a light beer. A touch of malt floating around in the corn fields forever. Mainly like pounding water with no off flavors. I see no point in this beer, just get the regular PBR if you are swill shopping. Overall nothing bad, nothing good.

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

The almighty king of bad beers as its told, but I dont agree. A cloudy yellow appearance with almost no head. Not much flavor to speak of except some corn notes and a hint of lime. Better than tequiza! Dont get me wrong it sucks but not as bad as people would make you believe. I think my bottle has gone good.

Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 4

A pale yellow color with a moderate white head. The aroma is unappealing with some corn, cat piss, and grass. The flavor is grassy with some creamed corn. That damn skunk flavor is running up my nose. Thank god I only bought a single.

Aroma: 6 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3

Oh god this was a horrid creation of a beer. It smells like sweaty undies, band aids, mold, and condoms. There is some plastic nastiness in there. A murky yellowish orange color with a soapy head. Some citrus exists with some strange funk and more plastic flavor. This beer is just off from beginning to end. The only farmhouse aspect I gather is that the goat on the bottle took a dump in the beer.

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 5

Picked up a single at the Kangaroo this evening. This crap was almost $10 a six pack! Anyway first off it looks and smells like a Budweiser. So far it’s not looking or smelling good. The flavor is like pretty much any other AB swiller. Corn and more corn. You gotta give it to those little sneaky snakes, they make it appear to be some micro lager and try to charge you a fortune. This is bascially repackaged Budweiser.

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

Im saddened at the lack of malt liquors on this site. Oh well the Shagmeister will fix that. A good ML even for it being AB. Smooth taste, flat but not disgusting. A good 40 pick up beotch!

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

Ah another light beer from AB. As far as that goes its the best but what does that really say? Yellow appearance, light head, aroma of corn, and a thin funky palate just like any other light beer. This has a little more flavor to make it slightly better than say Bud Light but there is still no point in drinking this swill.

Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 4

Another brown bag classic malt liquor from the SD Swillfest 04. Rather smooth but a little too sweet. Loads and loads of corn and other fun adjuncts. About average for the style.

Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

Anyway this is pretty dull if you ask me. And since you are reading this I guess you did! Well I can read the text on the monitor through the beer so there goes the apperance points. I smell corn and grass. The flavor is just there. No real saaz hop presence I like in a pils. Very little malt but I catch some adjuncts. Stella is a better choice for a Belgian lager sadly enough. Might as well get some Miller Lite!!! This one is quite forgettable.

Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

This may be the best light beer from the BMC crowd. Tastes pretty close to the regular MGD. If you have to drink light domestic beer then here you go. I just hope you don't have to

Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 3

Not a bad choice for a light beer, none of the nasty funk present in most cheap light beer. Still its very light and tastes exactly like water. Nothing offensive but nothing impressive either. And at less that 4% ABV this might as well be water.

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 3

Blech what crap. A bland pissy colored lager is about it. Bud is worse, Red Stripe is better if that helps. Uh skip it REALLY!

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

A yeasty corn aroma. A cloudy yellow appearance. The flavor is somewhat sour with a grassy cream flavor. It was in a brown bottle but has a skunk quality. A very sticky mouthfeel. This is a poor example of the style.

Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 4

A golden color with a large white head. The aroma (why do I sniff these beers?) is cooked cabbage, corn, and piss. The flavor is kind of sweet but not much in the way of alcohol bite. Of course I expected that since it’s called Dog Bite. The flavor isn’t what you would call good but in the land of malt liquors you rate by least offensive. The sweetness gets a little annoying as you continue on. Overall crap but not the worst crap!

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 3

Yellow appearance with an awful corn and piss smell. Flavor is rather tame for a malt liquor. Its tolerable for the ABV. Overall ok for a night on the town with the homeless or Charlie Sheen.

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 3

This poured a yellow color with a white head. Aroma is some lemons and corn. Flavor is a bit sour with some more corn. Overall this is an ok swill beer.

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3

Mine was only, I repeat ONLY 8% probably due to local laws. A golden color with a white head as expected. The aroma is harsh with some 2 day old sweet corn, fingernail polish, and hay. The flavor is really sweet with more sweet corn, apple sauce, and Karo syrup. The alcohol is actually fairly well hidden but it doesn’t detract from the funky corn sweetness of this. Overall you can do worse with malt liquors but still not good.

Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 4

Looks like dirty dishwater with a cloudy brownish red color with little head. The aroma is faint citrus, caramel, leather, spices. It smells old but its not as its at a bar with a heavy rotation of taps and I think this arrived yesterday! Flavor is yeasty with some citrus and cardboard. Some brown sugar finish. Easily the worst barleywine I’ve had! Didnt finish 8 ounce sample bad.