Profile of War_Plague
Profile of War_Plague
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PalsFrom Desloge, MO, United States
Last seen drinking Nothing!
About:
I used to get loaded every day off of what ever 30 pack i had money for, ive chilled out a grown up a bit now and i just love to drink casual, but still enough to feel somethin. Im kindof a metal head cause, booze and metal, nothin better. Im a film writer cause all great alcoholics are... or the other way around, but id hate to say im a great writer.
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Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 3
Even for how drunk this stuff will get you, Its still no excuse for how god awful it is. The people dont lie, I'd Drink this if i was shooting to black out and wake up with some VD and an animal i could of swore was exstinct the last time i heard of it.
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Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 6 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 3
So I went on a "green bottle" kick the other night at the bar, and seen this new miller. Im not miller crazy, but it was Green and New and Miller isnt terrible. I felt bad judging it at first cause it was so new, the bar i was at didnt even have time to let them get cold yet. If you've had this beer, imagine it warm. Then I was dumb enough to get a six pack of this crap. And now im just going to let you all know, It taste like Sprite and Dog Balls. I was very upset, and i thought i was drinking soda if i didnt look at the bottle. So after a couple of swigs I just passed it down the bar and let everyone else try it, which most of them liked it (pussies) My final conclusion of this beer is, Its kinda like pulling out, If Im kinda drunk and its basically my only option. Then im regetably for it. Smells Terrible, Looks like someone pissed in a Sprite
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Aroma: 6 | Appearance: 6 | Mouthfeel: 6 | Flavor: 6 | Overall: 6
Alot of these Beer Reviews are written like Dictectives speak when that beauitful younge girl in trouble comes into thier office because she has reason to believe some mafia crack-munger with a motive murdered their husband and hes been missing for 3 days. "The Pilsner entered quietly but i could tell by the discoloration of the head, the after taste was going to be trouble" Not me, Heres my way of explaining bud light. Bud light is like having sex with a prissy yuppie girl with a condom, who wont move or moan cause she doesnt even have orgasms (33% of women dont) Her pants are off and shes laying down, now you do the work. Even when you finish with the condom on she makes you pull out. Then she walks off and your both left unsatisfied... Its boring, Its pointless unless your just quinching the thirst, and the end, you could have done better but you were just to lazy to make the right desicion and nail the moderatly attractive girl that noone knows her name, I bet she would have been a freak. Or in this case, The flavor and the feel would have been worth more than the anguish or bordom you face with this dull, unsatifying beer.
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Aroma: 6 | Appearance: 6 | Mouthfeel: 9 | Flavor: 9 | Overall: 9
I was reading some reviews of this beer and on inparticular, i agreed deeply with. Natty Light is the best beer for beer games. Also a great price for a damn fine quiality and quanity. When getting loaded Natty Light is the first thing I go for. Easy and Smooth, You can drink it very quick and easy with no hesitation. Hell, Everytime I drink natural i drink it fast. People say its wattery, and maybe thats why its so easy but, it still has flavor. Sceptic to believe just by testing a 12 pack out of confusion of what to drink that night and a very empty wallet. Im happy with my choice and Natural Light is often my first choice when walking into a Gas Station or Liquor Store, if im not going for casual drinks to where i would buy a 12 pack of something more expensive as everyone else would and we just trade them around drinking and conversing. Sounds like gentlemen with a touch of class, but most of my friends are kinda "light weights" so usually one of them ends up naked on a trampoline somewhere. In the long run if I want more than 12 beers that night I go for natural light. Not Perfect, But no real flaws.
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Aroma: 8 | Appearance: 6 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 7 | Overall: 8
Stag Beer, Golden Quality Since 1851. This beer has had a bad name for itself, Not the name Stag in general but, it seems to be based for its quality more off rumors than people actually trying it. It my lame area of dwelling, If its not but light, noone drinks it unless they are an alcoholic. People refuse to try anything diffrent, and instantly make comments on anyone drinking anything cheaper then the boring and overrated bud light. Im staring at a glass of Stag Beer right now, noticing it is light, Lighter than the flavor may deplict. Its Brute but enjoyable. People have said Stag taste like its not properly mixed, that all you taste is Barley and Hops, But all I taste is Solid Gold. Its the golden ticket to the Chocolate Factory of Drunks. Its not the best beer in the world but there is no such thing as a Schnitzngiggle brew, And Stag is by no means terrible. Not the best, but if it were the only beer left to purchase, You wouldnt hear a complaint from me