Profile of bonded_by_bud
Profile of bonded_by_bud
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PalsFrom Beresford, SD, United States
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I'm a HUGE metalhead, I love music and I alwayssss listen to music when I'm drinking ANY kind of beer. When I'm in bars I rape the jukebox so bad that I swear I could buy a decent $500 car as we speak right now on just the money I put into jukebox's at bars. When I play music at bars I only play older music that is hard rock or classic rock. In fact the other night on my birthday I only played Johnny Cash, AC/DC, Elvis Pressly, George Thorogood, Black Sabbath, Rainbow, and Led Zeppelin. I played these songs because there was an older crowd at the bar and I played them because I enjoy hearing them, but only when I'm in certain moods. I'm 22 years old as of hours ago. I live in a boring small town in the midwest but I find enjoyment through metal and beer. In fact as I'm writing this I'm listening to Blood Red Throne and I'm headbanging so fast I have to take breaks because I get lightheaded or if I get too drunk I thrash around so violently that I actually break stuff in my room. I exercise to violent music and it awakens something in me that I didn't know was there or existed at all. I will drink ANY kind of beer ONCE. I drink mainly with my friends who I have many of but I only have two friends that listen to metal as much as I do. Mainly because of where I live. If I lived in any other place I would have tons of friends but only friends who liked to drink beer and listen to metal REALLLLY loud. Metal sounds like shit when it is not loud, and if you think differently I don't fuckin care at all and anything you say to me about metal means as much to me as me whiping my ass.
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Aroma: 7 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 5 | Flavor: 7 | Overall: 9
This beer smells like it would if a star fish farted. I've read this is possible and never checked into and I don't care to. The taste is pretty watered down but if its cold and you have been working as a laborer for hours when its hotter outside then the Devil's Rectum then this beer tastes absolutely wonderful in EVERY fuckin way possible. Sometimes it even tastes awesome warm, and thats just because I was busy doing something else and didn't have time to finish the can. I used to despise the beer BAD cause I would borrow it from a relative of mine because I had the notion to get drunk for some reason or another. After drinking EXACTLY 6 of them at 2 different times altogether I decided that drinking Coors of any kind was a completely useless journey that led no where. Now that I've drank an assload of these in one sitting I've gotten wasted off of them to where I felt awesome and I acted like a jester whose ONLY purpose in life was to entertain people around him.
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Aroma: 8 | Appearance: 6 | Mouthfeel: 5 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 2
This beer sucks enormous amounts of useless pheces. And yes I just said PHECES, I use this because its a metaphor in a sense because after you drink this and you drink a reasonable amount of it you will more then likely get the runs and be able to shit through a screen door and not get any of the fuckin screen dirty. I despise this beer and I hate drinking it it gets you drunk but the next fuckin day it haunts you horribly like a fuckin ghost that just will not go the fuck away and it terribly defys any logic you might have. If you have drank this beer a lot and don't the god damn runs I think that no matter how old you are that you have accomplished a wonderful task and I would make you a cheesy medal for you to wear when you were drinking just to show people that you can drink as much of this beer as you want and nothing happens to you, you do not get sick in ANY way. Busch Light has never ever given me the runs EVER, and I've drank a FUCKLOAD of it in one sitting and not gotten sick in ANY way shape or form, I slept like a baby and when I woke up I felt like a billion dollars. When I woke up after drinking regular Busch I felt like someone would if they got robbed a gun point, assaulted with someone else's fists, they lost their car keys in a fuckin cornfield somewhere, their girlfriend or husband left them and decided to marry a horse or racoon and all of this stuff happened in one night, none of this has ever happened to me ever, but I talk to people who have had these incidents happen to them. I would rather have someone kick me in the balls as hard as they could then fuckin drink a CAN of this beer for any reason. In fact I have a little known talent that I only show to my friends where I can actually kick myself in the balls and I would rather kick MYSELF in the balls for hours then drink any amount of BUSCH heavy beer.
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Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 6 | Mouthfeel: 8 | Flavor: 10 | Overall: 8
I like this beer for one reason and one reason only. I was drinking at a local bar and they ran out of Icehouse which is my absolute favorite beer of ALL time. So I told the bartender I would like a different beer of any kind that had the highest alcohol content. The bartender handed my this beer and I drank it. After I drank the first drop I smiled and continued playing pool with drunks. This is all I have to say about this beer. I do have to say that the design of the bottle currently is weird and if I didn't know it had a realitively high alcohol content there is absolutely no chance in hell I would have ever tried this beer EVER.
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Aroma: 9 | Appearance: 7 | Mouthfeel: 9 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 6
This beer is a BLAST to drink if your depressed and at any time in your life and had a parent that bought this regurarly. I've drink it a little bit when I wasn't depressed and I still enjoyed it. But when you drink this beer with someone else who is depressed also even slightly you BOTH have a wonderful time and if you don't have a wonderful time while drinking this beer realllly fast then you obviously don't like this beer for some reason I don't care and if you want to call me on the phone and tell me that my opinion means nothing to you send me a message and I will convince you that this beer is drank for a specific reason. It tastes like water and when you drink it fast you realise that the beer tastes like WATER for a very solid reason. Anheuser Busch is smart for making this beer taste like H20. In fact I'd like to shake somoene's hand who works for Busch just to tell them that I think someone in that company is a fuckin genius.
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Aroma: 6 | Appearance: 6 | Mouthfeel: 8 | Flavor: 7 | Overall: 8
This beer is just overall fun to drink. The alcohol content is not too weak or too strong, which means you can drink it ANYWAY you want to that is humanly possible. Normally people you meet or friends of yours will drink Bud Light if you have it or buy it for them in a bar. Being a more expensive beer then some abortions in a can that people call beer it has a better taste, aroma, and overall makes you feel drunk but in a mellow way which is fun. I've met people that despise this beer but its only because they drink Miller Lite regurlarly but yet by same weird stroke of fate some hardcore Miller Lite drinkers sound strangely intrigued when you have a stockage of it in your fridge. Drink it if you like it and have fun with it cause believe me its easier then trying to figure out how to play La Crosse and while you are drinking this beer it makes you look like less of a faerie then someone who plays La Crosse or drinks Smirnoff of ANY kind
