Profile of ImDrunkRightNow

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Well, I'm acutally drunk right now. And I have only one tesitcle. Other than that, I'd say I'm joe average. Oh, and I killed a guy with a stapler once.

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  Mongoose Malt Liquor
  rated 1.0 19 years ago

  Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 2

  THAT_GUY finally gets one right. Not bad for an inbread Westerner. Good job mouth breather. This brew is just all sizzle with no steak. Terrible taste and not worth the toilet water used to flush it away.

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  Schlitz Red Bull Malt Liquor
  rated 1.2 19 years ago

  Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 3

  The underagers hang around outside the Liquor Store and combine their change. Next they find some dupe to purchase this carbonated varsol for them. Favoured by the local street people, this brew is a subtle as a sledehammer. I tried it once when it was on sale. I couldn't force myself to swallow the second mouthful. Beware of anybody that likes this crap.

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  Molson Brador
  rated 2.1 19 years ago

  Aroma: 5 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 4

  This oldtimer was the king of high alcohol beers in the early 80's. I tried it recently to see what I recall the rage was all about. Harsh and over powered, I remembered why I stopped consuming it. That and probalby why the 80's sucked in the first place. Malt background with a dryish finish. No thanks.

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  Michelob Light
  rated 2.7 19 years ago

  Aroma: 6 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 5 | Flavor: 6 | Overall: 6

  Michelob Lite for the winners.........man that jingle still rings when I see this stuff. A good lite beer and that's about it. Aroma is good and the taste doesn't reflect it. Thin taste, but ahead of the pack when it comes to big industry lites. One to have when you don't wanna get hammered. I found it a bit sweet. Safe purchase.

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  Michelob Dark
  rated 3.0 19 years ago

  Aroma: 8 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 6 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 6

  Had it with greasy pizza during a car show in Michigan. Great colour and pretty decent flavour. Not one to single out as shining exammple of dark beers. Agreed, there are better ones. A little hard toward the end and that's the downfall. Good purchase for the price.

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