Profile of Asland
Profile of Asland
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PalsFrom The Great Land of Kool Keith, IA, Cocos (Keeling) Islands
Last seen drinking Nothing!
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I like big jugs and I like to fingerbang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Aroma: 8 | Appearance: 8 | Mouthfeel: 8 | Flavor: 10 | Overall: 9
I think they should install a drinking fountain of this shit in my living room. Great for a relaxing drink in the shade with a box of bankerd roman candles. I actually got herpes from this drink! Love it...long live the four finger fonduist!!
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Aroma: 7 | Appearance: 7 | Mouthfeel: 6 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 6
This stout poured heavier than a beeboo baby rat bug. I swear I could hardly keep the mug raised because of such epic proportions. As the night followed and the mugs emptied, I was in helpless aid of my good friend Pongo. He would later tell me in great dismay and blemish that his good friend Ming was a psycho. What a tragic story...
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Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 5 | Flavor: 6 | Overall: 7
Ding dong my friend, the legend of Johnny 4 Fingers has returned and this time he is a clown at a child's birthday party. Little do Jason Blackwell and Tatum know about this lethal 4 finger fonduist, but they will now become the one who 8 the sandbox when Louise was climbing the tree.
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Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 6 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 4
This ale reminded me of an old lathered up hen. I found the aroma to be quite bitter and yet sweet at the same time, almost as if it were an old bankard trapped in the wastelands of brishnottich and finger pebbels. Overall, this would serve high on the scales of a good ol' stretch hittn' the moon.
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Aroma: 5 | Appearance: 7 | Mouthfeel: 7 | Flavor: 8 | Overall: 7
This beer was profoundly endeared by my skillful tradesman Donde. For he was a saint who never did anything wrong...ever...not even once, all he did was save the world...that's all...that's all he thought about. He had no bad habbits...not one...and he only spoke in essays and aphorisms. See World War II in all its glory...look at that war. See three hours of noted Brittish actors walking through cameo roles. See a 45 year old man act like an 8 year old. It's a motion picture experience that will last a lifetime...the boy, the comicstrip, the myth, the movie........DONDE!!!
