Profile of trapezemonk

Profile of trapezemonk






1702 beer caps
Joined 13 years ago
From all sorts of places, Confusion, United States
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Looking for some adventure everywhere. Love to rescue a damsel in distress. I'm a lover not a fighter, but don't get any ideas.

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  • Magic Hat Howl
    rated 4.3 13 years ago

    Aroma: 10 | Appearance: 7 | Mouthfeel: 8 | Flavor: 9 | Overall: 9

    Wow poured black as night as advertised. Nice light tan head with superior lacing on glass. Smelled like molasses, malt and smoke. Truly a winter seasonal with malt up front, faint pepper and extremely smooth flavor. Very well done.

  • Stella Artois
    rated 2.0 13 years ago

    Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4

    Not a great Belgian beer. I think it was most like natural light, not much flavor, not very appealing appearance and aroma wise. I was disappointed by this one. My expectations are higher for a belgian beer with a fancy name.

  • Dogfish Head ApriHop
    rated 4.3 13 years ago

    Aroma: 10 | Appearance: 9 | Mouthfeel: 8 | Flavor: 8 | Overall: 8

    Another great beer from Dogfish. I have not had a bad beer from this company. The pour was really nice, took my time with it. Amber body, frothy head a bit of an antique white. As I get more experience I find that the more hops, the nicer the head (it seems). The aroma was hop first with an apricot afterburner. Mouthfeel was smooth but had a slight hop bite. Flavor was hops, apricot, grape, but it was green grape. Overall with the 7% alc which was not apparent, gave me a nice euphoria and feeling of well being. I am at one with the world right now as I write this review. I think I will have another.

  • Newcastle Brown Ale
    rated 2.8 13 years ago

    Aroma: 5 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 6 | Flavor: 6 | Overall: 6

    The pour was flacid, no head to speak of, little aroma, flavor was mostly malt and bitterness. Not very enjoyable, it almost made it into the drain and local wastewater treatment plant.

  • Samuel Smith Winter Welcome Ale
    rated 3.0 13 years ago

    Aroma: 9 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 5 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 6

    Not sure I really like this beer, Sam Adams winter is better. The pour is really nice, the head opaque, copper color body. The aroma was more yeast than anything. Once it warmed a bit I could taste malt. The mouthfeel and finish not so impressive.

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