Beer Reviews by CYRENAICA
# | Beer | Origin | Style | Score | Date | |
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2376 | Stag Lager Beer | Trinidad and Tobago | Lager | 1.7
Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 5 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3 May 10, 2023<br> Beer Store #2021 (Milton, Ontario, Canada – Sobey’s Plaza)<br> 275ml bottle <br> 5.2% ABV <br> Bottled On: December 31, 2022 <br> $2.16<br> I never heard of this beer until a week or so ago when watching somebody sample it on youtube, and lo and behold, it’s suddenly available in 6 packs at one of my local Beer Stores. The beer pours a translucent very pale gold colour with a short lived white bubbly head and plenty of effervescence. The aroma is grains, musty hops, and light yeast. The mouthfeel is light to medium bodied with average carbonation. The flavour is grains, some yeast, a weak light fruit note, and a mild bitter finish. It’s not very good at all. |
May 21, 2023 10:32:16 PM | |
2377 | MADD Virgin Craft Brewed Lager | Canada | Reduced Alcohol | 1.7
Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 5 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3 473ml can <br>’ 0.0% ABV <br> Derry/Bronte Shoppers Drug Mart (Milton, Ontario, Canada) <br> April 2, 2015 <br> The beer pours a translucent light gold with a thin short-lived white ring for a head. Effervescence is high. The aroma was stale grains and vomit. The mouthfeel was medium bodied with average carbonation. The flavour was weak grainy malt. |
Apr 7, 2015 12:00:00 PM | |
2378 | Miller Lite | United States | Light / Lite Lager | 1.7
Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3 473ml can <br> 4.0% ABV <br> Milton LCBO Outlet #1 (Milton, Ontario, Canada) <br> August 11, 2015 <br> The beer pours a translucent pale gold with a long lasting rocky white head. The aroma is all grains. No yeast. No hops. The mouthfeel is weak bodied with average carbonation. The flavour is weak grains with again, no hoppy notes, and no yeasty flavours. Diluted grainy water would be an apt description for this beer. |
Aug 11, 2015 12:00:00 PM | |
2379 | Brava Cerveza | Canada | Pale Lager | 1.6
Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3 341ml bottle <br> 5.0% ABV <br> Milton LCBO Outlet #1 (Milton, Ontario, Canada) <br> July 20, 2010 <br> The beer poured a very pale gold, translucent, with a thin white bubbly head. The aroma was grassy malt and weak floral hops and ample metallic tones. The mouthfeel was weak bodied with ample carbonation. The flavour was stale malt, metal, and acid. An awful beer. |
Jul 21, 2010 12:00:00 PM | |
2380 | Molson M | Canada | Lager | 1.6
Aroma: 6 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 2 473ml can <br> 4.9% ABV <br> Queen's Quay LCBO Outlet (Toronto, Ontario, Canada)<br> March 9, 2011 <br> The beer poured a clear gold colour with a short-lived thin white head. The aroma was sweet grainy malt, weak hops, and unknown foul smells. The mouthfeel was weak bodied/hollow, with mild carbonation. The flavour was corn, sweet malt, and gunky tasting stuff. Quite sickening actually. |
Mar 9, 2011 12:00:00 PM | |
2381 | Coors Light ICED T | Canada | Light / Lite Lager | 1.6
Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 3 473ml can <br> 4.0% ABV <br> Queen's Quay LCBO Outlet (Toronto, Ontario, Canada) <br> April 9, 2012 <br> The beer poured a translucent pale gold colour with a short lived white head, and plenty of effervescence. The aroma is very similar to Sprite/7-Up with some graininess and a weak hint of tea. Certainly not enough of a tea hint to convince me it's a 'tea flavoured' beer. Mouthfeel is watery and mildly carbonated. Flavour is gross. Definitely more tea flavour than aroma. Some acidic notes, some grain, and weak citrusy sweetness. Definitely a beer to avoid. |
Apr 9, 2012 12:00:00 PM | |
2382 | Michelob Ultra | United States | Light / Lite Lager | 1.6
Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 3 473ml can <br> 4.0% ABV (as written on can) <br> RBC Plaza LCBO <br> August 27, 2012 <br> The beer poured a translucent pale gold colour with a short-lived white head. Aroma was phenol and metallic malt tones. Mouthfeel is weak bodied with medium carbonation. There wasn't a lot of flavour, although there were some watered down peppery and spicy notes. |
Aug 28, 2012 12:00:00 PM | |
2383 | Post-Game Brewing Locker Room Lager | Canada | Pale Lager | 1.6
Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 6 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 2 473ml can <br> 4.2% Abv <br> Canned On: March 20, 2018 <br> Main/Thompson LCBO Outlet (Milton, Ontario, Canada) <br> April 30, 2018<br> $2.35<br> The beer poured a very clear light gold colour with a very small white ring for a head. Only a month old and no head, not off to a good start. The aroma is very faint with hints of musty grains and herbal hops. The mouthfeel is medium bodied, very crisp, and above average carbonation. The flavour is non-existant. It tastes like highly carbonated water with a hint of grains, just a hint. It’s not ‘off flavours’ like most macro lagers, there just is no discernable flavour. Aside from the mouthfeel, there is nothing to make me think this is a beer. |
Apr 30, 2018 12:00:00 PM | |
2384 | Lone Star | United States | Pale Lager | 1.6
Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3 Brewed At: Stroh Canada Limited / Sleeman Brewing and Malting Company<br> 473ml can<br> 4.9% ABV <br> Canned On: March 28, 2019 <br> LCBO # 457 (Toronto, Ontario, Canada – Yonge / Eglinton)<br> May 8, 2019 <br> $2.20<br> The beer pours a translucent pale straw colour with a huge generous bubbly white head which disappears faster than the blink of an eye. Effervescence is larger than normal bubbles. One could easily read the newspaper through this beer. The aroma is corn, grass, alcohol, and weak earthy hops. The mouthfeel is weak to medium bodied with average carbonation. The flavour is sweet malt with a bitter hop finish. My first BMC product in ages, and it will be ages before I try another one. |
May 8, 2019 07:41:08 AM | |
2385 | Rickard's Pale Ale | Canada | American Pale Ale | 1.6
Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3 July 23, 2007<br> Hard Rock Café (Toronto, Ontario, Canada – SkyDome)<br> 20oz draught <br> 4.80% ABV <br> Kegged On: Unknown<br> $6.50<br> The beer was a very pale yellow colour with an ample head that died quickly, but left traces on the side of the glass. There was very little aroma of note, what aroma there was...was weak and hard to identify. The mouthfeel was crisp, slightly thin-bodied, with some hints of mild carbonation. The taste was very watered down as well. Not something I would order again. I have to admit, the thin crisp mouthfeel and watery taste would make this beer go down very easy which would make it a great beer for University students wanting to get drunk on something other than Blue or Canadian. |
Nov 11, 2024 04:12:43 PM | |
2386 | Lakeport Honey Lager | Canada | Pale Lager | 1.6
Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 8 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 2 December 30, 2007<br> LCBO Outlet #255 (Milton, Ontario, Canada – Main / Bronte) <br> 473ml can<br> 5.00% ABV<br> Canned On: Unknown<br> $1.75<br> This beer pours a beautiful translucent light reddish gold colour with a huge fluffy white head. The aroma is very weak with no discernable notes of anything. The mouthfeel is watery and highly carbonated. The flavour is also very weak. No discernable taste of malt, hops, honey...or even grain. If it wasn't for the frothy head and the words 'beer' and 'biere' on the can, I would have thought with was coloured water. I'm convinced the $1.75 I paid is $1.74 too much. |
Nov 14, 2024 09:12:05 PM | |
2387 | Tuborg Grøn | Denmark | Bohemian / Czech Pilsener | 1.6
Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 6 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 3 February 11, 2008<br> LCBO Outlet #255 (Milton, Ontario, Canada – Main / Bronte) <br> 500ml bottle <br> 4.60% ABV<br> Bottled On: Unknown<br> $2.00<br> The beer poured a translucent gold colour with a thin white head. The aroma was very grainy. The mouthfeel was watery with little carbonation. The flavour was as grainy as the aroma. Not a pleasing beer to my palate. |
Mar 8, 2025 09:58:58 AM | |
2388 | Asahi Super Dry | Japan | Lager | 1.6
Aroma: 5 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 2 Brewed under license in Canada by the Molson Breweries Limited<br> August 12, 2008<br> LCBO Outlet #255 (Milton, Ontario, Canada – Main / Bronte)<br> 500ml can<br> 5.10% ABV<br> Canned On: Unknown<br> $2.25<br> The beer poured a translucent pale gold colour with very little head. The aroma was grainy malt with some hoppiness. The mouthfeel was thin bodied, watery, and highly carbonated. The flavour was grainy and otherwise tasteless. |
Mar 29, 2025 10:39:43 PM | |
2389 | Stella Artois Legere | Belgium | Light / Lite Lager | 1.6
Aroma: 5 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3 330ml bottle <br> 4.0% ABV <br> Milton LCBO Outlet #1 (Milton, Ontario, Canada)<br> June 29, 2009 <br> The beer poured a translucent pale golden with a thin loose bubbly white head. The aroma was grainy malt and hops, with some vomit backup. The mouthfeel was light, watery, and heavily carbonated. The flavour was more sour grains than bitter. Finishing it was mistake #2 |
Jun 29, 2009 01:54:29 PM | |
2390 | Cool Beer | Canada | Lager | 1.6
Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3 341ml bottle <br> 5.0% ABV <br> Milton LCBO Outlet #1 (Milton, Ontario, Canada) <br> December 20, 2009 <br> The beer poured a translucent pale yellow with almost no head. The aroma was grainy malt, vomit and acid. The mouthfeel was medium bodied and weakly carbonated. The flavour was weak malt, grainy, and metallic. |
Dec 21, 2009 12:00:00 PM | |
2391 | Landshark Lager | United States | Lager | 1.6
Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 2 September 19, 2022<br> Beer Store #2003 (Milton, Ontario, Canada – Millside Drive)<br> 473ml can <br> 4.6% ABV <br> Canned On: July 14, 2022<br> $2.58<br> The beer pours a translucent medium gold colour with a huge white head which quickly dissipates to a light film. The aroma is grains and popcorn. The mouthfeel is light bodied with average carbonation. The flavour is light grains, dishsoap, but in general is very weak, the so-called beer flavoured water. |
Nov 5, 2022 07:10:59 PM | |
2392 | Miller Chill | United States | Light / Lite Lager | 1.5
Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3 355ml bottle <br> 4.0% ABV <br> October 15, 2011 <br> I tried this beer on October 15, 2011 at a friend's house. The beer poured a translucent light gold colour with a huge genourous short-lived white head. The aroma was very citrusy mixed with hints of sewage. The mouthfeel was watery with mild carbonation (despite the apparent effervescence in the glass). The flavour was weak lime, old grains, and metal. Not enjoyable, and nothing I would ever buy for myself! |
Oct 17, 2011 12:00:00 PM | |
2393 | Crazy Beard Wild Apple Ale | Canada | Fruit Beer | 1.5
Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3 473ml can <br> 5.2% ABV <br> Milton LCBO Outlet #3 (Milton, Ontario, Canada)<br> May 16, 2015 <br> The beer pours a translucent copper colour with absolutely no head. The aroma is apple, grains and acidic notes. The mouthfeel is weak bodied with above average carbonation. The flavour is apple juice and alcohol. There is yeast, barley malt, water and apple in the ingredients.....but no hops. |
May 17, 2015 12:00:00 PM | |
2394 | Patagonia | Argentina | Pale Lager | 1.5
Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3 August 31, 2007<br> Smokeless Joe’s (Toronto, Ontario, Canada – 125 John Street)<br> 330ml bottle<br> 4.90% ABV <br> Bottled On: Unknown<br> $6.10<br> The beer poured a very pale translucent yello colour with a thin head that dissipated quickly. The aroma was weakly grassy with a hint of malt. The mouthfeel was thin and crisp with some mild carbonation. The taste was very reminiscent of the grassy/rice taste associated with a lot of other pale lagers. Not a beer I would try again or recommend to my friends (or my enemies). |
Nov 12, 2024 12:42:51 PM | |
2395 | Brahma | Brazil | Pale Lager | 1.5
Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3 August 31, 2007<br> Smokeless Joe’s (Toronto, Ontario, Canada – 125 John Street)<br> 355ml bottle<br> 4.80% ABV <br> Brewed Under License in Canada by Labatt Brewing Company<br> Bottled On: Unknown<br> $6.55<br> The beer poured a translucent gold colour with a white head that disappeared quickly. There was a lot of effervescence. The aroma was very grassy with a hint of both malt and hops. The mouthfeel was crisp and thin with some mild carbonation. The taste was similar to other pale lagers with grassy tones. Another beer I didn't enjoy and would not push onto my friends. |
Nov 12, 2024 12:18:18 PM | |
2396 | Kingfisher Lager | India | Pale Lager | 1.5
Aroma: 4 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3 September 4, 2007<br> LCBO Outlet #255 (Milton, Ontario, Canada – Main / Bronte) <br> 330ml bottle<br> 4.80% ABV<br> Bottled On: Unknown<br> $1.85<br> This is one of the worst beers I have ever tasted. It pours into the glass smoothly with a small white head. The colour is a translucent gold with TONS of effervescence. The aroma is putrid...........acidic and barfy at the same time. The mouthfeel is very thin and watery, none of the carbonation as seen in the glass. The taste is very reminiscent of North American pale lagers as well.......... |
Nov 12, 2024 01:12:19 PM | |
2397 | Tecate | Mexico | Pale Lager | 1.5
Aroma: 2 | Appearance: 7 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 2 February 21, 2008<br> LCBO Outlet #630 (Milton, Ontario, Canada – Main / Thompson) <br> 473ml can<br> 4.500% ABV<br> Canned On: Unknown<br> $1.75<br> The beer poured an a translucent gold colour with a thin white head, and significant effervescence. The smell was quite awful actually, grainy vomit describes it best. The mouthfeel was highly carbonated and watery. The flavour was metallic in nature. A bit of malt, a bit of sweetness, but no hoppy bitterness. |
Mar 8, 2025 10:31:13 AM | |
2398 | Busch Beer | United States | Pale Lager | 1.5
Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 2 | Overall: 2 Brewed under license in Canada by the Labatt Brewing Company Limited<br> May 12, 2008<br> LCBO Outlet #255 (Milton, Ontario, Canada – Main / Bronte)<br> 473ml can<br> 4.70% ABV<br> Canned On: Unknown<br> $1.80<br> The beer poured a translucent gold with a generous white fluffy head that didn't last. The aroma was grassy malts with some hoppy hints. The mouthfeel was thin bodied, but not totally watery. There was a definite dryness in the mouthfeel. The flavour was almost non-existent. |
Mar 29, 2025 03:12:28 PM | |
2399 | Cisk Export (Premium Lager Beer) | Malta | Lager | 1.5
Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 2 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3 June 28, 2008<br> LCBO Outlet #217 (Toronto, Ontario, Canada – Queen’s Quay)<br> 500ml can<br> 5.00% ABV<br> Canned On: Unknown<br> $2.20<br> The beer poured a translucent pale yellow, probably the palest yellow I have ever seen on a non-North American product. The head was white, bubbly, and disappeared quickly to a ring. The aroma was stale grainy malt and not much else. The mouthfeel was medium bodied, with medium carbonation. The taste was more stale grains and a little hoppish bitterness. Nothing I'll buy again. |
Mar 29, 2025 08:07:08 PM | |
2400 | Gaymers Original Cider | United Kingdom | Cider | 1.5
Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 2 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3 500ml can <br> 4.5% ABV <br> Milton LCBO Outlet #1 (Milton, Ontario, Canada) <br> July 17, 2009 <br> The cider pours a very pale translucent gold with absolutely no head. The aroma is tart apples - and not much else. The mouthfeel is very thin and watery. The flavour is missing - there is a hint of tart old apples in a mouthful of water - but just a hint. |
Jul 17, 2009 12:41:17 PM |