Beer Reviews by CYRENAICA
# | Beer | Origin | Style | Score | Date | |
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1 | Patagonia | Argentina | Pale Lager | 1.5
Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 3 | Mouthfeel: 3 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3 August 31, 2007<br> Smokeless Joe’s (Toronto, Ontario, Canada – 125 John Street)<br> 330ml bottle<br> 4.90% ABV <br> Bottled On: Unknown<br> $6.10<br> The beer poured a very pale translucent yello colour with a thin head that dissipated quickly. The aroma was weakly grassy with a hint of malt. The mouthfeel was thin and crisp with some mild carbonation. The taste was very reminiscent of the grassy/rice taste associated with a lot of other pale lagers. Not a beer I would try again or recommend to my friends (or my enemies). |
Nov 12, 2024 12:42:51 PM | |
2 | Fosters Lager | Australia | Pale Lager | 3.4
Aroma: 7 | Appearance: 7 | Mouthfeel: 6 | Flavor: 7 | Overall: 7 September 22, 1987<br> Gift<br> 355ml bottle<br> 5.0% ABV<br> $0.00<br> Brewed in Canada by the Carling O'Keefe Brewing Company<br> As Paul Hogan used to call it, 'The Golden Throat Charmer' and 'Australian for Beeya'. <br> <br> First off, this tastes best very cold. This pours a beautiful golden colour with an offwhite head that sticks around. It has a nice hoppy aroma that I find distinctive. It dances on the tongue with some mild carbonation that isn't overpowering that winds into a crisp lager-y feel. The taste is crisp and clean with some malty tones and tastes great (and filling). It does have one hell of an aftertaste that takes some getting used to. This was my beer of choice in the late 80s and early 90s, and I still visit it every now and then (like this afternoon). <br> <br> When I originally tried this it was brewed in Canada by Carling O'Keefe Brewing Company under license from Elder's Brewery in Australia. Elders eventually gave a huge sum of money to Molson Brewing Company to buy Carling O'Keefe (with some money from the Miller Brewing Company). When I did my Ph.D in Tennessee, I saw Foster's in the supermarket..............it was brewed by Molson in Canada (and distributed in Reston, Virginia). |
Dec 2, 2022 03:51:00 PM | |
3 | Victoria Bitter | Australia | Pale Lager | 2.1
Aroma: 6 | Appearance: 4 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 4 500ml can <br> 4.6% ABV <br> Milton LCBO Outlet #1 (Milton, Ontario, Canada) <br> July 19, 2010 <br> The beer poured a translucent reddish-gold with no cap. The aroma was sour malt, nuts, and metal. The mouthfeel was medium bodied with very little carbonation. The flavour was gross. Musky malt, sour, and acidic. |
Jul 19, 2010 12:00:00 PM | |
4 | Coopers Sparkling Ale | Australia | Blonde Ale | 2.6
Aroma: 6 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 5 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 5 375ml bottle <br> 5.8% ABV <br> LCBO #217 (Toronto, Ontario, Canada – Queen’s Quay) <br> May 22, 2010 <br> $2.50<br> The beer poured a hazy dark gold, with plenty of effervescence and generous bubbly head. The aroma is grainy malt, and some floral hops. The mouthfeelk is medium bodied with medium carbonation. The flavour is grassy malt, sour perfume, with a weak bitter finish. |
Nov 14, 2020 02:44:44 PM | |
5 | Gosser Export | Austria | Helles / Dortmunder | 2.4
Aroma: 5 | Appearance: 6 | Mouthfeel: 5 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4 September 4, 2007<br> LCBO Outlet #255 (Milton, Ontario, Canada – Main / Bronte) <br> 500ml can<br> 5.20% ABV<br> Canned On: Unknown<br> $1.95<br> The beer poured a medium translucent gold colour into a glass with a loose white head that disappeared within minutes. The odour was similar to many pale lager types with a hint of hops. The mouthfeel was clean, crisp, and light. The flavour wasn't very hoppy at all. Not too many discernable flavours if any. |
Nov 12, 2024 12:57:06 PM | |
6 | Kaiser | Austria | Lager | 3.0
Aroma: 5 | Appearance: 7 | Mouthfeel: 6 | Flavor: 6 | Overall: 6 July 6, 2007<br> LCBO Outlet #255 (Milton, Ontario, Canada – Main / Bronte) <br> 500ml can<br> 5.00% ABV<br> Canned On: Unknown<br> $2.35<br> It poured a translucent pale golds colour with a 1" fluffy head that stuck around for a minute or two. The aroma was slightly skunky and not at all appealing. As with a lot of lager/pale lager types, the mouthfeel was crisp and clean on the tongue with hints of carbonation. The taste was better than the smell with some malts and grass tones. |
Nov 11, 2024 02:47:09 PM | |
7 | Schloss Eggenberg Samichlaus Bier | Austria | Doppelbock | 3.4
Aroma: 8 | Appearance: 7 | Mouthfeel: 7 | Flavor: 6 | Overall: 6 September 24, 2007<br> Smokeless Joe’s (Toronto, Ontario, Canada – 125 John Street)<br> 330ml bottle <br> 14.00% ABV<br> Bottled On: Unknown<br> $15.30<br> The beer pours a reddish copper colour with a thin white head. The aroma is very sugary, almost maple. The mouthfeel is thick, creamy, and very little hint of carbonation. The taste is very sweet, almost cognac-y, with a hint of bitterness. |
Nov 12, 2024 06:34:11 PM | |
8 | Stiegl Pils | Austria | Bohemian / Czech Pilsener | 3.5
Aroma: 7 | Appearance: 7 | Mouthfeel: 7 | Flavor: 7 | Overall: 7 May 6, 2008<br> Smokeless Joe’s (Toronto, Ontario, Canada – 125 John Street)<br> 500ml can<br> 4.90% ABV<br> Canned On: Unknown<br> $7.75<br> The beer pours a translucent golden colour into the glass with a thin, creamy white head. There is a great deal of effervescence. The aroma is grainy malt with hints of apple. The mouthfeel is medium bodied, and highly carbonated. The flavour is primarily grainy malt with a little hoppy bitterness. |
Mar 29, 2025 12:43:00 PM | |
9 | Schloss Eggenberg Urbock 23 | Austria | Doppelbock | 2.5
Aroma: 5 | Appearance: 8 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 4 | Overall: 4 March 12, 2008<br> LCBO Outlet #255 (Milton, Ontario, Canada – Main / Bronte) <br> 330ml bottle<br> 9.60% ABV <br> Bottled On: Unknown<br> $2.60<br> The beer poured an orangy-gold colour into the glass with a 1/2 inch white head that quickly disappeared. The aroma was sweet malt, some caramel, and some grass. The mouthfeel was thin-bodied and medium carbonated. The flavour was sweet malt, with some milky hints. Not all that enjoyable a dopplebock. |
Mar 28, 2025 06:04:09 PM | |
10 | Edelweiss Weissbier Snowfresh | Austria | Krystal Weizen | 3.9
Aroma: 8 | Appearance: 7 | Mouthfeel: 8 | Flavor: 8 | Overall: 8 June 5, 2008<br> Smokeless Joe’s (Toronto, Ontario, Canada – 125 John Street)<br> 330ml bottle<br> 5.00% ABV<br> Bottled On: Unknown<br> $6.95<br> The beer poured a hazy golden orange colour with a thick white head which lasted a few minutes. The aroma was wheat, some cloves, and a little bit of hops. The mouthfeel was medium-bodied and highly carbonated. The flavour was sweet wheat with some clove, banana, and coriander. |
Mar 29, 2025 05:54:03 PM | |
11 | Schloss Eggenberg Doppelbock Dunkel | Austria | Doppelbock | 3.8
Aroma: 7 | Appearance: 9 | Mouthfeel: 7 | Flavor: 8 | Overall: 7 December 13, 2008<br> LCBO Outlet #255 (Milton, Ontario, Canada – Main / Bronte)<br> 330ml bottle<br> 8.50% ABV<br> Bottled On: Unknown<br> $2.75<br> The beer poured a transparent reddish-brown with a very thin long lasting tan coloured head. The aroma was sweet caramel malt with a little hops. The mouthfeel was medium bodied, with mild carbonation. The flavour was sweet malt, some caramel, some toffee, and little bit of a bitter finish. |
Apr 5, 2025 04:51:36 PM | |
12 | Stiegl Goldbrau | Austria | Lager | 2.7
Aroma: 5 | Appearance: 6 | Mouthfeel: 5 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 6 April 25, 2022<br> LCBO Outlet #649 (Milton, Ontario, Canada - Sobey's Plaza)<br> 500ml can <br> 5.10% ABV <br> Best Before: August 28, 2022<br> $3.25<br> The beer pours a translucent medium gold with a fluffy snow white head and plenty of effervescence. The lacing is decent. Bready malt, noble hops, and light yeast comprise the aroma. The mouthfeel is light to medium bodied with average carbonation. The flavour is similar to the aroma is that it is grains balanced by hops. A decent European lager. |
May 2, 2022 01:58:52 PM | |
13 | Ottakringer Helles | Austria | Helles / Dortmunder | 2.6
Aroma: 6 | Appearance: 5 | Mouthfeel: 5 | Flavor: 5 | Overall: 5 500ml can <br> 5.2% ABV <br> Best Before: March 20, 2020<br> LCBO Outlet #010 (Toronto, Ontario, Canada – Summerhill)<br> October 6, 2019<br> $2.65 <br> The beer pours a translucent pale straw colour with a bubbly white head which doesn’t last long, nor laces very well. The aroma is grainy malt, yeast, and herbal hops. The mouthfeel is light to medium bodied with average carbonation. The flavour is very grainy with an overly bitter hop finish, and aftertaste. Was hoping for better! |
Oct 6, 2019 11:57:06 PM | |
14 | Engelszell Gregorius Trappistenbier | Austria | Abbey Quadrupel | 4.0
Aroma: 8 | Appearance: 8 | Mouthfeel: 8 | Flavor: 8 | Overall: 8 330ml bottle <br> 10.5% ABV (as written on bottle) <br> Milton LCBO Outlet #1 (Milton, Ontario, Canada) <br> June 1, 2015 <br> The beer pours a semi-translucent reddish-brown with a 1" creamy tan coloured head which recedes to a ring quite quickly. The aroma is yeast, roasted malt, molasses, and hops. The mouthfeel is full bodied with average carbonation. The flavour is roasted malt, chocolate, brown sugar, yeast, and alcohol. Quite surprised as I expected less. |
Jun 1, 2015 12:00:00 PM | |
15 | Stiegl Radler Grapefruit | Austria | Fruit Beer | 3.2
Aroma: 6 | Appearance: 6 | Mouthfeel: 7 | Flavor: 7 | Overall: 6 500ml can <br> 2.0% ABV (as marked on can) <br> Milton LCBO OUtlet #1 (Milton, Ontario, Canada) <br> February 22, 2014 <br> The beer pours out a metallic hazed yellow colour with a very short lived white frothy head. Aroma is grapefruit, with some grains and musty hops in the background. Mouthfeel is (surprisingly) medium bodied with average carbonation. The flavour is strongly grapefruit with notes of a grainy lager type brewed beverage in the background. Quite refreshing, but one is enough. |
Feb 23, 2014 12:00:00 PM | |
16 | Banks Beer | Barbados | Pale Lager | 1.9
Aroma: 3 | Appearance: 6 | Mouthfeel: 4 | Flavor: 3 | Overall: 3 September 5, 2009<br> LCBO Outlet #631 (Milton, Ontario, Canada – Main / Thompson)<br> 355ml bottle<br> 4.70% ABV<br> Bottled On: Unknown<br> $2.15<br> The beer pours a translucent darker gold colour with almost no head. The aroma is grainy malt and a little hops. The mouthfeel was medium bodied and medium carbonation. The flavour was very malty with a hint of hops, and an ill-tasting aftertaste. |
Apr 9, 2025 01:23:56 PM | |
17 | Petrus Aged Pale | Belgium | Wild Ale | 3.6
Aroma: 7 | Appearance: 7 | Mouthfeel: 7 | Flavor: 8 | Overall: 7 September 2, 2009<br> Smokeless Joe’s (Toronto, Ontario, Canada – 125 John Street)<br> 330ml bottle<br> 7.30% ABV<br> Bottled On: Unknown<br> $8.95<br> The beer poured a hazy golden brown with a thin white head that lasted. The aroma is musty bread and wood chips. The mouthfeel was medium-bodied with light carbonation. The taste was SOUR! Moreso than the Petrus Oud Bruin in my opinion. Very yeasty in the taste. |
Apr 8, 2025 11:30:38 PM | |
18 | Bavik Ezel Bruin | Belgium | Belgian Ale | 3.0
Aroma: 5 | Appearance: 7 | Mouthfeel: 6 | Flavor: 6 | Overall: 6 April 30, 2009<br> Smokeless Joe’s (Toronto, Ontario, Canada – 125 John Street)<br> 250ml bottle<br> 6.50% ABV<br> Bottled On: Unknown<br> $8.25<br> The beer poured a translucent golden-brown with a thin white head. The aroma was sweet malt, some grain, and some citrusy notes. The mouthfeel was medium-bodied with medium carbonation. The flavour was grainy malt, some sweet sugary hints, and a nice bitter finish. |
Apr 6, 2025 05:10:35 PM | |
19 | Bush Ambrée (Scaldis) | Belgium | Belgian Strong Ale | 3.4
Aroma: 6 | Appearance: 8 | Mouthfeel: 7 | Flavor: 6 | Overall: 7 April 30, 2009<br> Smokeless Joe’s (Toronto, Ontario, Canada – 125 John Street)<br> 250ml bottle<br> 12.00% ABV<br> Bottled On: Unknown<br> $10.25<br> The beer poured a murky orange-brown, with a thin light tan coloured head. The aroma was sweet malt, some plums, and chocolate tones. The mouthfeel was medium-bodied, slightly creamy, and mildly carbonated. The flavour was sweet malt, slightly syrupy, and sugary. |
Apr 6, 2025 05:15:36 PM | |
20 | Bavik Ezel Wit (White Donkey) | Belgium | Witbier | 3.3
Aroma: 7 | Appearance: 7 | Mouthfeel: 6 | Flavor: 6 | Overall: 7 May 7, 2009<br> Smokeless Joe’s (Toronto, Ontario, Canada – 125 John Street)<br> 250ml bottle<br> 5.80% ABV<br> Bottled On: Unknown<br> $8.25<br> The beer poured a cloudy golden-orange with a thin white head. The aroma was slightly sweet, wheat malt, and citrus. The mouthfeel was medium-bodied, and medium carbonation. The flavour was slightly sour wheat, with some citrus and spice hints |
Apr 6, 2025 05:42:53 PM | |
21 | Bornem Tripel | Belgium | Abbey Tripel | 3.6
Aroma: 8 | Appearance: 8 | Mouthfeel: 6 | Flavor: 7 | Overall: 7 May 7, 2009<br> Smokeless Joe’s (Toronto, Ontario, Canada – 125 John Street)<br> 330ml bottle<br> 9.00% ABV<br> Bottled On: Unknown<br> $9.95<br> The beer poured a hazy golden colour with a 1/2" thick white head that lasted. The aroma was grainy malt, peppery spice, and citrusy notes. The mouthfeel was medium-bodied with medium-high carbonation. The flavour was grassy malt, some bitter spicy tones and pepper. |
Apr 6, 2025 05:39:03 PM | |
22 | Urthel Hop-It | Belgium | Belgian Strong Ale | 4.0
Aroma: 7 | Appearance: 9 | Mouthfeel: 8 | Flavor: 8 | Overall: 8 May 7, 2009<br> Smokeless Joe’s (Toronto, Ontario, Canada – 125 John Street)<br> 375ml Draught<br> 9.50% ABV<br> Kegged On: Unknown<br> $8.95<br> The beer was poured a beautiful translucent gold with a frothy white head about 1" thick. The aroma was sweet malt, hops, and some citrus. The mouthfeel was medium bodied with medium carbonation. The flavour was sweet malt, grapefruity hops, and a spicy bitterness. A very good beer. |
Apr 6, 2025 05:46:45 PM | |
23 | Rochefort Trappistes 6 | Belgium | Abbey Dubbel | 4.6
Aroma: 9 | Appearance: 9 | Mouthfeel: 9 | Flavor: 10 | Overall: 9 May 15, 2009<br> Smokeless Joe’s (Toronto, Ontario, Canada – 125 John Street)<br> 330ml bottle<br> 7.50% ABV<br> Bottled On: unknown<br> $9.25<br> The beer poured a nice reddish-brown with a thin white head that lingered. The aroma was sweet roasted malt, yeast, caramel and brown sugar. The mouthful was medium to full bodied with medium high carbonation. The flavour was slightly sweet, yeasty, malty, toffee with plums and spice. A very good beer. |
Apr 6, 2025 05:53:07 PM | |
24 | Bruegel | Belgium | Belgian Ale | 3.2
Aroma: 6 | Appearance: 9 | Mouthfeel: 5 | Flavor: 6 | Overall: 6 May 21, 2009<br> Smokeless Joe’s (Toronto, Ontario, Canada – 125 John Street)<br> 330ml Bottle<br> 5.20% ABV<br> Bottled On: Unknown<br> $8.95<br> The beer poured a translucent light red colour with a ton of effervescence and a thin tan coloured head. The aroma was sweet malt, grain, and hops. The mouthfeel was medium-bodied, and highly carbonated. The flavour was sweet malt with a bit of sourness and a bitter finish. |
Apr 6, 2025 08:46:04 PM | |
25 | Wittekerke | Belgium | Witbier | 3.1
Aroma: 6 | Appearance: 7 | Mouthfeel: 6 | Flavor: 6 | Overall: 6 May 21, 2009<br> Smokeless Joe’s (Toronto, Ontario, Canada – 125 John Street)<br> 250ml bottle<br> 5.00% ABV<br> Bottled On: Unknown<br> $7.95<br> The beer poured a hazy yellow gold with a thin white head. The aroma was a conconction of wheat malt, some banana, and some peppery spices. The mouthfeel was medium bodied with medium carbonation, and the flavour was grainy, wheat, and some spicy bitterness to finish off. |
Apr 6, 2025 09:20:32 PM |