Never mind the game! I did a record-setting sideways drunk walk in real life...my worst drunk ever (in high school). I was trying to hitchhike--put my thumb out and started falling sideways in the opposite direction. But, I was so drunk I couldn't even fall down correctly; I kept stumbling sideways, sideways, and gathering momentum until I FINALLY managed to fall over-- just before crashing into the front porch of the house I was 'running' towards! They had a big front lawn, and I don't really know how far I went, but it was a long ways...it's amazing that I can remember this. I tried to elaborate on the whole incident for this site but I got timed out and didn't want to do it over.