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Sweetwater Dank Tank Some Strange

Sweetwater Dank Tank Some Strange

Rated 3.400 by BeerPals
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Brewed by Sweetwater Brewing Company

Atlanta, GA, United States

Style:  American Black Ale

10% Alcohol by Volume

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Living large with his 7 year squeeze, Capt. Danky was suddenly blindsided as he discovered General Betrayus under the sheets with his ho. Unstable,delirious, and in desperate need of relief, he headed to the Cheetah to drown his sorrows with a few motorboats. After his wallet was drained by a lovely dental hygienist student, she whispered in his ear the 411 on a swinging late night dance club called Johnny’s Hideaway where he might get lucky. Wearing his big boy pants, he jumped in the first cab and beelined it to the hopeful honey hole. A Stupefied Capt. Danky slipped in and was immediately pounced on by the house mama who set her meat hooks into him to do a little dirty dancing. Capt. Danky was swept off his feet by this big ol’ beauty and lured back to her cougar den for some Danky Spanky.Capt. Danky awoke with an ear to ear hickey and massive claw marks on his chest, back,and sack-a-jo-wia. He slowly rolled over and uncrusted his eyes, hoping to figure out what was saddled up next to him under the leopard skins heets. As his vision cleared, he gagged, learning he had “seasoned” a big fat black double IPA.Horrified, he grabbed his ring off the nightstand and jumped out the window before it was awakened ready for round two. Here’s to hoping his buddies never discover his bag-age.

ID: 52458 Last updated 10 years ago Added to database 10 years ago

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Overall Rank5558
Overall Percentile89.6
Style Rank74 of 342
Style Percentile78.4
Lowest Score3.7
Highest Score4.3
Average Score4.000
Weighted Score3.400
Standard Deviation0.000

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  • BLUESANDBARBQ 2568 reviews
    rated 4.3 10 years ago

    Aroma: 9 | Appearance: 8 | Mouthfeel: 8 | Flavor: 9 | Overall: 9

    Nice mahogany black pour with a tight light beige head which leaves tons of lacing. Inviting roasted malts, chocolate, pine, molasses, more earthy hops all in the palate and aromas, rich and almost creamy. Definitely one of the better "Black IPAs".

  • CYBERCAT 11711 reviews
    rated 3.7 10 years ago

    Aroma: 9 | Appearance: 7 | Mouthfeel: 7 | Flavor: 7 | Overall: 7

    Pours a dark chocolate brown that lets daylight in only at the very bottom. Wheaten head is very thick, fluffy, and quite persistent. Robust aroma has a strong woody hop component with yeasty, earthy, nutty and coffee notes. Hearty flavor has a woody hop core plus coffee, nutty and hay notes. Smooth texture has average thickness, not a lot of fizz. Strange, sort of. Enjoyable, sure. Not Sweetwater’s best, but check it out.

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