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You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.
Question:
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Answer:
Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you’ve had too much beer.
John asks for a beer in a local pub.
Waiter: "That´ll make 40 crowns"
J: "What! It has always been 20..."
W: "Sorry - new rules - 20 for beer and 20 for EU"
J: "Here´s your 40 crowns"
W: "And here´s 20 back for you"
J: "Why so?"
W: "We have no beer..."
Two men are sitting inthe bar. They have just took their fifth beer.
"So how are you?" one man asks from another.
"Much Better than tomorrow." the other answers.
